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yn being a swiftie for (almost) 7 minutes straight (ft. the marvel cast)
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summary: exactly what the title says
pairings: marvel cast x reader (platonic), taylor swift x reader (platonic)
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press tours were hard. long hours of sitting, smiling and answering the same four questions can get tiring.
so after a long day of interviews, you were looking forward to just relaxing.
of course by relaxing you meant lying in your hotel bed, mindlessly scrolling through social media.
you turned on your phone to find a text message from none other than olivia rodrigo, it was a link to a youtube video.
yn being a swiftie for (almost) 7 minutes straight (ft. the marvel cast)
you laughed and clicked on it.
the familiar wii theme song played and the words, 'yn being a swiftie for (almost) 7 minutes straight (ft. the marvel cast)' appeared on the screen.
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the first clip was from a panel with the whole cast, you were sitting in between tom holland and elizabeth olsen.
"hi," a girl with bright blue hair, whispered into the mic, giggling nervously, "umm, my name is kayla and my question is for yn,"
you nodded and smiled.
"go ahead kayla, love your hair by the way," you said,
kayla giggled more at the remark, smiling shyly.
“well, i saw the interview you did a couple months ago, where you shut down a sexist interviewer and you do that a lot and i was just wondering if you ever felt guilty? or unsure?”
"oh, good question,” you said, taking a quick sip of your water, “i don't really feel guilty because, honestly, if a man talks shit then I owe him nothing.”
the audience cheered, getting the reference.
the camera panned to the rest of the cast looking confused, with the exception tom (holland), elizabeth olsen and sebastian stan who had grown used to your references.
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the next couple of clips were from an interview you did with ELLE a couple months ago, more specifically song association.
"i’m really nervous, because i sing a song everytime i hear a word that’s in it but i’m not so great under pressure," you said, “i think my goal is to not just sing taylor swift.”
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the word, 'blame' appeared on the screen.
"oh, easy," you said, jokingly flipping your hair, "don’t blame me, love made me crazy, if it doesn't you ain't doing it right,"
"don’t blame me, taylor swift,"
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the next word was, 'king,'
"oh god, why can I only think of taylor swift lyrics," You said, "whatever, it’s fine."
"all the king's horses, all the king's men, couldn't put me together again," you sang, "the archer, again taylor swift,"
“i feel so attached to that song specifically because it came out right before i released my debut album and it came out at a time where i was worried i wouldn’t be taken seriously as an actor or a singer if i did both,” yn said, “anyway, bottom line is taylor swift gets it,”
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the next word was, "shirt,"
"after plaid shirt days and nights when you made me your own, now you mail back my things and I walk home alone,"
"all too well, but specially the ten minute sad girl autumn version because i’ve been really obsessed with that lately,"
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you were sitting sandwiched between anthony and sebastian in a interview.
“also, yn, i’ve heard you’re a fan of taylor swift?”
“fan is such an understatement, she would kill us all no questions asked if taylor asked,” you swatted anthony’s arm causing the interviewer to laugh.
“do you have a favourite album?”
yn’s face lit up immediately.
sebastian and anthony groaned.
"oh no, we're going to be here for hours,"
"screw hours, we're going to be here for days,"
the video sped up as soon as yn started talking, making her voice sound like a chipmunk and after a couple of seconds, it was back to normal.
“the thing is, i’ve never really liked red as much as the other ones - i know, you should kill me - but that was until taylor’s version came out! i’ve always loved all too well but the 10 minute version is just-”
the video sped up again.
“and folklore is my everything. i would sell my soul to hear the entire thing again for the first time. there’s something about the opening beats of ‘peace’ that just- and this is me trying! don’t even get me started-”
"oh! but evermore-”
the video sped up again.
at this point, anthony and sebastian just looked so done.
“lover is just so everything though. it makes me sob and laugh at the same time i can’t explain it,”
“i can, it’s called being unhinged.” sebastian said.
you ignored him, “and i had a whole phase where i got really into origami just so i could make little paper rings - i bought so much origami paper.”
“that’s true, she handed them out on set,” sebastian said, nodding to confirm her story, “i still have mine, it’s squished a little in my wallet.”
“the kids have theirs on their shelves, it’s so cute,” anthony added.
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the next clip was from an interview where you played with puppies.
“i might start crying, they’re just so cute.” you gushed, playing with a small golden retriever that made it’s way towards you, “hi baby.”
‘in your opinion, who is the greatest lyricist of all time’
“i’m very lucky, i grew up with so many incredible lyricists like lana del rey and any winehouse, but to me, it will always be taylor swift because i don’t know any other artist who so perfectly captures the experience of girlhood to womanhood,” you said, looking down at the puppies on your lap,
“like, ‘you call me up again, just to break me like a promise’,” you clutched your heart dramatically, “like who writes that? who hurt her?”
“just kidding,” you said, staring down at the puppies, “i know it was jake gyllenhaal,”
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“what is one thing that annoys you?” the interviewer asked you,
“probably when people put artists - mostly female - into one box, for example taylor swift. everyone’s always talking about how she only writes about love and breakups when she’s written so many others. like ‘this is me trying’, ‘cowboy like me’, ‘the lucky one’, ‘this is why we can’t have nice things’, ‘the last great american dynasty’, ‘long live’ - the list goes on,”
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“what is your motto in life?” another interviewer asked,
“swiftie first, human second” you answered,
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“you’re quite close with your marvel cast, besides them, who would you say your closest friends are?”
“i’d say, music industry-wise, i’m really close with conan gray and olivia rodrigo,” you added, “especially because they really get me with the taylor obsession.”
“i’m also really good friends with gracie abrams, she opened for me on tour and i just love her so much.”
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it was a clip from your tiktok, a video of you, conan and olivia jumping on a bed, screaming the lyrics to ‘all too well’ (10 minute version).
“i’ll get older but your lovers stay my age!” you all yelled in somewhat unison.
the video showed a screenshot of taylor’s comment: “my children 🥺”
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the next clip was a video of your instagram story from when evermore was released, it was a cover of you singing champagne problems.
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“you actually met taylor recently at the VMA’s right?” an interviewer asked over zoom,
“yes i did,” you said excitedly, “i was just so starstruck, i may have blacked out for most of it.”
“oh i bet!” the interviewer agrees.
“she gave me her snake ring from the ‘look what you made me do’ music video from the reputation era,” you said, showing off your hand to the camera, “i will literally never take this off. i’m so serious.”
the interviewer, “and how did you react to the sudden album announcement.”
“i’m not even joking, i screamed very loud.”
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“what was your first favourite song?” an interviewer off screen asked you,
“i’m pretty sure it was either ‘you’re so vain’ by carly simon or ‘picture to burn’ by dr. taylor alison swift.”
“slight tangent but ‘folklore’ and ‘evermore’ may be sister albums, but ‘lover’ and ‘rep’ are definitely dating.”
end of video.
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user104 omg she’s one of us
user37 she’s so cute
user12 her acknowledgment of Evermore is well appreciated
user13 her friendship with olivia!!
user48 i’m a lover x rep believer
user2 yn wearing the ring in her most recent photoshoot!! she was so serious about not taking it off
user111 imagine if yn, gracie and olivia opened for taylor swift
user99 the jake slander is so real