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I have a couple more!

21. Bunster has an arrogant mental mask. Underneath all that, he feels really guilty for how he treats Blindy and the others, but he's used his mask too much.

22. Him and Kiwi have very much a sibling dynamic, often times he'll leave random shiny objects in her room as gifts.

23. If Blindy ever gives someone a gift, it's usually dead animals like mice or sometimes even foxes. If he can't leave a dead animal, he'll probably go to the store and buy a pound of meat and leave it on their pillow.

24. Kiwi is often the mediator between Blindy and Bunster. She mediates by telling them to kiss.

25. When Blindy wants to touch someone, he will twist and contort to make sure he won't get more physical contact than wanted.

26. Bunster has probably dated a few people. However Blindy has always been single.

27. One time, Kiwi walked in on the fighting and thought they were kissing. They now get constantly teased.

28. Blindy, when he got out of the void, probably attended a few law classes, and that is how he knows how to do taxes.

29. Blindy barely sleeps (inspired, again by @irodimww), and when he does, he falls asleep with his eyes open.

30. Blindy's fur is thinned out around his blindfold due to him wearing it almost all the time. An exception is when he's showering.

31. Bunster is grossed out by bugs, and so is Blindy! But Bunster can handle them better and will randomly slip bugs onto Blindy when he's sleeping.

32. They both have shitty sleep schedules, so sometimes Kiwi will come over and force them to sleep on time.

33. Blindy makes dirty jokes so obscure they fly right over most of everyone's heads except for Bunster.

34. When Bunster is really drunk, he drops the entire mental mask and gets very cuddly.

35. Blindy has a weaker immune system when it comes to sickness.

36. When Blindy is sick, he tries to be productive but fails miserably. Him and Bunster often just start playing switch games.

37. Bunster often tries to beat Blindy in chess. He never wins and ends up flipping the board.

38. Bunster tries intimidating Blindy by looming over him when threats don't work.

39. Bunster is a Giant French Lop Rabbit.

40. Blindy is a Satin Rabbit.

Headcannons for Bunster and Blindy from The Bunny Graveyard (inspired by @irodimww)

Bunster is Pansexual and Genderfluid

Blindy is Bisexual and Acesexual

They live in the same house really only because Bunster can't do taxes for shit, but he's surprisingly a good cook

Blindy uses speed and agility to attack his foes, and Bunster just uses brute force

Bunster cusses a lot more than Blindy. But when Blindy cusses, everyone goes silent because he only cusses when he's really mad.

They're both equally matched in strength, but more often than not, Bunster will often overwhelm Blindy.

Sometimes, for shits and giggles, Bunster will tease and flirt with Blindy. And then they fight.

Blindy is around 5 foot 7, and Bunster is about 5 foot 9.

One time, they had to share a bed and spent the entire night fighting and squabbling over the blanket. Just to be a jerk, Bunster rolled onto Blindy and bundled up in the blanket. AND THEN BLINDY FOUND OUT HE WAS BI-

If Bunster or Blindy are ever kidnapped, Bunster cracks faster than Blindy when threatened. If the kidnapper brings up Blindy to Bunster, Bunster would immediately get concerned and start shouting. Blindy wouldn't believe it, but he would start getting concerned as time goes on.

Blindy has only ever taken off his blindfold around Bunster once, and then Bunster would keep trying to find Blindy without his blindfold.

They bunkbed due to space, Blindy is supposed to be on the top bunk but constantly gets dragged out of the top bunk by Bunster.

Blindy has more spice tolerance than Bunster, but Bunster can mask it pretty well.

Blindy gets more hurt than Bunster and has more pain tolerance.

Bunster is impatient as fuck.

Whenever Blindy is in Bunster's way, Bunster will literally just pick him up by the back of the shirt sometimes and will just toss him out of the way.

Bunster is also very dramatic and will very dramatically lay on any flat surface when he wants something from Blindy.

Blindy HATES tickles. So sometimes Bunster will just straight up tickle him. And gets bit in the process.

Blindy does not like physical touch most times unless its on his terms.

Bunster sometimes just lays straight over him to piss him off.

Note that these ARE MOST LIKELY NOT CANNON!

Bunster lunged into a tight hug, his paw gripping Blindy's back. Blindy quickly grabbed Bunster's cloak, his eyebrows furrowing with concentration. His eyes widen as he hears the unfamiliar ring of steel unsheathing. "So," he hisses through gritted teeth. "You finally decide to use your knives?" Bunster drags Blindy down, tightening his grip and trapping Blindy's arm. Panic begins to simmer in Blindy's chest, but he quickly shoves it down. He lunges forward to bite Bunster. Bunster swiftly grabbed the tails of Blindy's blindfold and yanked him back. "Fuck." Blindy muttered. The panic couldn't stay down much longer. Bunster raised the knife. "Whats up, bitchesssss!" Kiwi bursts through the door, tossing confetti out. She pauses at the scene of a knife at Blindy's throat, Bunsters neck grabbed by Blindy. "...Damn, you two are h-" Kiwi begins. "WE ARE NOT!" Bunster and Blindy shout in unison. Kiwi raises her hands in defense. "Jeez, ok! Then just stop pinning each other down when I come in!" Kiwi quickly turns and leaves. Bunster stretches, seemingly unfazed by the near murder attempt he committed. Blindy pushes him off. Bunster chuckles, shoving him out of the way to head into the shower.

quick animation thingymajig LMAO (they were gonna pull the ‘hug then stab’ tactic on each other smh)

Incorrect qoutes from Perchance.org

Kiwi: I will find us a covered wagon and horses.

Kiwi: If you two can manage to not kill each other while I'm gone.

Bunster: Oh, please. We're not children.

*Kiwi leaves*

Bunster, casually: ...Eat shit and die.

Blindy, also casually: Yes, fuck you.

Blindy: Come on, Kiwi. Nobody actually believes that Bunster is in love with me.

Kiwi, to The Squad: Raise your hand if you think that Bunster is helplessly in love with Blindy.

*Everyone raises their hand*

Blindy: Bunster, put your hand down.

Kiwi: Hey, Bunster, are you free on Friday? Like around eight?

Bunster: Yeah.

Kiwi: And you, Blindy?

Blindy: Umm... yes?

Kiwi: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!

Blindy: Did they just-

*playing twister*

Kiwi: Right hand red.

Bunster: *ends up on top of Blindy*

Blindy: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

Kiwi: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.

Kiwi, when Bunster walks in: Oh, hey, I'm just making pizza.

Kiwi: *accidentally smacks Blindy in the face with the baking sheet*

@irodimww

Learning to Love AU

(Warning: cursing, violence, mentions of bad parents, homophobia, Bunster is a tad homophobic but he gets better, manipulation(?))

Bunster and Blindy didn't have... the best of rivalries. Bunster was constantly trying to intimidate Blindy, Blindy could be murderous at any given moment, depending on how he was feeling, and unfortunately, Kiwi sometimes got caught in the crossfire. Today was no different.

"Hey! Blindfold!" Bunster called out. "Over here!" Blindy trudged over, exasperation emanating from him. "What now?" He sighed. Bunster smirked. "Eh, just wanted to fuck with you." Blindy groaned, pinching the bridge of his nose. "Bunster, if you call me over for one more stupid thing -" Bunster suddenly stood up, more assertive. "Stupid? Hah..." He tried to spit back a smart remark, but he couldn't think of anything. "Look over there! Is that Silvie?" Blindy immediately whipped around, allowing a very small window of time for Bunster to distract him. Bunster quickly slapped him upside the head. Blindy flinched from the impact but didn't show any sort of pain. In a quick reaction, he grabbed Bunster's arm and flipped him onto the ground. "FUCK!" Bunster spat. "You'll pay for that, you fucking-!" Bunster was cut off by Blindy firmly planting a hand on his chest. "Don't attempt to fight me, jester." Bunster, at this point, was a red mess.

Blindy leaned in. "Are we gonna have a proble- AH!" Bunster flipped him quickly onto the floor. Blindy slammed against the ground, taking a second to recover. Bunster quickly rolled onto Blindy, raising his fist. Kiwi sat off to the side, sipping coffee from a large mug that honestly took the whole coffee pot to fill. She had painted it herself, and writing on it said, "Just kiss already" in cursive. At the point in the fight, Bunster was already struggling. No, I CAN'T let him win. He's gonna dangle his stupid little victory over my head, and- Bunster's thoughts were cut off, with Blindy throwing him into one of the stands. A painful crack resonated from where Bunster just landed. "F-fuck..." He muttered. Kiwi winced. "That's gonna leave a mark." Bunster attempted to sit up, but their fight managed to take a toll. He stumbled into a standing position, raising his fists. Blindy scoffed. "I could knock you over with a poke." Bunster growled in anger, lunging at Blindy. Blindy held him back with a paw, pushing him to the ground. Bunster's eyes flashed with something hidden, but he quickly pushed it down in favor of spite. Blindy walked away, and Bunster just laid down on the ground, sighing with frustration.

Later that night, Bunster sat outside in the grass, holding his head in his hands. Blindy came out of one of the tents, sitting beside him. "Bunster." Bunster scoffs. "Blindfold. Here to taunt me about your stupid fucking victory?" Blindy held Bunster's shoulder, turning the battered rabbit to face him. "No. But something's going on, deeper." Blindy checked Bunster over for any large injuries, and once he verified nothing was broken, he grasped Bunster's other shoulder. "You don't have this hard, 'I'm a big tough guy' exterior for nothing. You're hurting." Bunster let out a bitter laugh. "Hah, getting thrown into a circus stand will do that to you."

"No." Blindy murmured. "You're hurting mentally. Something happened to you as a child, I'm guessing?" Bunster froze. Blindy took mental note. "Bunster? What happened?" Bunster shoved him away. Blindy yanked him onto the grass. "You went red. But you're outwardly homophobic to mostly everyone except Kiwi. Why is that?" Bunster squirmed away. "Stop trying to be my damn therapist, I'm fine." Blindy scoffed. "Pfft, yeah. Sure." Bunster quickly whipped around. "Listen! How the hell do YOU know how my goshdamn family life was like? What if I was loved? what if -" Bunster paused. Blindy gave him a look. "Exactly." Bunster sighed angrily. "Fine! You got me. I had shitty parents, happy?" Blindy gently pulled Bunster close. "And they made you think that homophobia was ok?" Bunster nodded. "And due to that influence, you're projecting?" Blindy sighs, nodding again. "I want to come out, but I don't want anyone to think I'm trying to get on their good side... and... I just..." Bunster holds his face in his hands. "Well, try with me?"

"What?"

"Try coming out with me." Blindy repeated. Bunster sighed. "Fine." Mustering up the courage, he readjusted his sitting position. "Blindy... I'm..." Bunster takes a breath, gripping his shirt for comfort. "I'm... pansexual." Blindy holds his shoulder. "See, that wasn't so bad, right?" Bunster lets out a shaky exhale, lying back on the grass. After a moments consideration, Blindy laid down beside him, crossing his hands over his stomach. Bunster glanced over. "Hey, Blindy?"

"Hm?"

"You helped pull me out of a dark place. Thanks, I guess."

"You're welcome, Bunster."

Kiwi smiled, watching them start to talk about ways Bunster could break bad habits. "Hey! I thought my mug would tell you guys what you need to do!" Kiwi called out. "Not happening, yet!" Bunster laughed. The sound of an elbow against ribs and a "Ack!" From Bunster made Kiwi chuckle. "Soon, just you wait." She chuckled.

@irodimww I think I have to reblog and then tag cuz I had to edit the posted post

Learning to Love AU

(Warning: cursing, violence, mentions of bad parents, homophobia, Bunster is a tad homophobic but he gets better, manipulation(?))

Bunster and Blindy didn't have... the best of rivalries. Bunster was constantly trying to intimidate Blindy, Blindy could be murderous at any given moment, depending on how he was feeling, and unfortunately, Kiwi sometimes got caught in the crossfire. Today was no different.

"Hey! Blindfold!" Bunster called out. "Over here!" Blindy trudged over, exasperation emanating from him. "What now?" He sighed. Bunster smirked. "Eh, just wanted to fuck with you." Blindy groaned, pinching the bridge of his nose. "Bunster, if you call me over for one more stupid thing -" Bunster suddenly stood up, more assertive. "Stupid? Hah..." He tried to spit back a smart remark, but he couldn't think of anything. "Look over there! Is that Silvie?" Blindy immediately whipped around, allowing a very small window of time for Bunster to distract him. Bunster quickly slapped him upside the head. Blindy flinched from the impact but didn't show any sort of pain. In a quick reaction, he grabbed Bunster's arm and flipped him onto the ground. "FUCK!" Bunster spat. "You'll pay for that, you fucking-!" Bunster was cut off by Blindy firmly planting a hand on his chest. "Don't attempt to fight me, jester." Bunster, at this point, was a red mess.

Blindy leaned in. "Are we gonna have a proble- AH!" Bunster flipped him quickly onto the floor. Blindy slammed against the ground, taking a second to recover. Bunster quickly rolled onto Blindy, raising his fist. Kiwi sat off to the side, sipping coffee from a large mug that honestly took the whole coffee pot to fill. She had painted it herself, and writing on it said, "Just kiss already" in cursive. At the point in the fight, Bunster was already struggling. No, I CAN'T let him win. He's gonna dangle his stupid little victory over my head, and- Bunster's thoughts were cut off, with Blindy throwing him into one of the stands. A painful crack resonated from where Bunster just landed. "F-fuck..." He muttered. Kiwi winced. "That's gonna leave a mark." Bunster attempted to sit up, but their fight managed to take a toll. He stumbled into a standing position, raising his fists. Blindy scoffed. "I could knock you over with a poke." Bunster growled in anger, lunging at Blindy. Blindy held him back with a paw, pushing him to the ground. Bunster's eyes flashed with something hidden, but he quickly pushed it down in favor of spite. Blindy walked away, and Bunster just laid down on the ground, sighing with frustration.

Later that night, Bunster sat outside in the grass, holding his head in his hands. Blindy came out of one of the tents, sitting beside him. "Bunster." Bunster scoffs. "Blindfold. Here to taunt me about your stupid fucking victory?" Blindy held Bunster's shoulder, turning the battered rabbit to face him. "No. But something's going on, deeper." Blindy checked Bunster over for any large injuries, and once he verified nothing was broken, he grasped Bunster's other shoulder. "You don't have this hard, 'I'm a big tough guy' exterior for nothing. You're hurting." Bunster let out a bitter laugh. "Hah, getting thrown into a circus stand will do that to you."

"No." Blindy murmured. "You're hurting mentally. Something happened to you as a child, I'm guessing?" Bunster froze. Blindy took mental note. "Bunster? What happened?" Bunster shoved him away. Blindy yanked him onto the grass. "You went red. But you're outwardly homophobic to mostly everyone except Kiwi. Why is that?" Bunster squirmed away. "Stop trying to be my damn therapist, I'm fine." Blindy scoffed. "Pfft, yeah. Sure." Bunster quickly whipped around. "Listen! How the hell do YOU know how my goshdamn family life was like? What if I was loved? what if -" Bunster paused. Blindy gave him a look. "Exactly." Bunster sighed angrily. "Fine! You got me. I had shitty parents, happy?" Blindy gently pulled Bunster close. "And they made you think that homophobia was ok?" Bunster nodded. "And due to that influence, you're projecting?" Blindy sighs, nodding again. "I want to come out, but I don't want anyone to think I'm trying to get on their good side... and... I just..." Bunster holds his face in his hands. "Well, try with me?"

"What?"

"Try coming out with me." Blindy repeated. Bunster sighed. "Fine." Mustering up the courage, he readjusted his sitting position. "Blindy... I'm..." Bunster takes a breath, gripping his shirt for comfort. "I'm... pansexual." Blindy holds his shoulder. "See, that wasn't so bad, right?" Bunster lets out a shaky exhale, lying back on the grass. After a moments consideration, Blindy laid down beside him, crossing his hands over his stomach. Bunster glanced over. "Hey, Blindy?"

"Hm?"

"You helped pull me out of a dark place. Thanks, I guess."

"You're welcome, Bunster."

Kiwi smiled, watching them start to talk about ways Bunster could break bad habits. "Hey! I thought my mug would tell you guys what you need to do!" Kiwi called out. "Not happening, yet!" Bunster laughed. The sound of an elbow against ribs and a "Ack!" From Bunster made Kiwi chuckle. "Soon, just you wait." She chuckled.