Tbh Jon Kent Should Get A Vampire Fighting Subplot - Tumblr Posts
3 years ago
I keep seeing posts about Dracula Daily mentioning Jonathan and It takes me way too long to realise they're talking about a gothic novel from the 19th century not Superman and lois.
Like, seriously, they have to mention vampires before my brain even questions whether or not it's Jonathan Kent.
"Jonathan is by no means unaware of his impending doom but he IS easily distracted from it"
"he's an up and coming man he's getting married this is his first job sue him for not fully understanding that 'the vibes are off'"
yep all checks out, that sounds like Jon Kent
The Superman and Lois brainrot is all consuming.
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tbh jon kent should get a vampire fighting subplot
why not
it'd be fun
the quotes are both from astrangergivingastrangewelcome
im not sure what the tumblr protical of this is
credit to them i guess?
the vibes in that conviences store must really be off