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If Lucifer was on Tumblr, do you think he'd be into the whole clown husbandry thing? I can see someone from the hotel letting him in on the joke, and out of enthusiasm he creates a while bunch of clown themed ducks and stuff. This isn't exactly a request, just wanted to bounce ideas off of someone who knows how to write a really wholesome Lucifer.

SUMMONED FROM THE GRAVE BECAUSE OF THIS! THE COGS ARE TURNING HOLD ON-

Okay so I may be overdoing this BUT STAY WITH ME NOW

🎪 First of all, Lucifer would absolutely be into clown husbandry, he'd take quizzes on what kind of clown he should get, and whatever he gets he'd make a little duckie out of it and scroll through the tag on Tumblr for HOURS

🎪 Mans got literally nothing to do, his wife left him for seven years, he's emotionally stunted asf, so clearly, the next step should be clown husbandry to fill the void.

🎪 As you do.

🎪 Me personally, I think Lucifer would want a Jester clown since it has that classic circus look, with a bit of a regal flair and that amuses him greatly (see royal circus aesthetic)

🎪 Lucifer would be SO SCARED to share this interest with anyone else because... it's fucking clown husbandry I mean what would you expect?? 😭

🎪 But if you showed an interest in it/gave it a chance he'd literally rave for fucking HOURS about the topic, and he'd ask you so many questions about which little outfits he should make for his duckies (he definitely has made different little clown hats/wigs for them)

🎪 This man would stress SO. FUCKING. MUCH over how he should treat his little Jester, and you're fighting the urge to actually grip Lucifer by the hair follicles and tell him that it's not real, it's a fucking duck, and that he's driving you mad at this point.

🎪 But you want to let him have fun with his little clown husbandry fixation since this man has BEEN THROUGH IT, so if you can heal his sanity at the cost of yours, then so be it.

🎪 Lucifer would probably take you and the clown duckies on cute little picnics. Just imagine him pulling out a doll-sized circus themed tea set, your two clown ducks, and bite-sized sandwiches, and starts feeding them (FUCKING HELL THIS IS SO CUTE-)

🎪 Your husband drives you insane sometimes, but he just looks so happy whenever you indulge him and his wacky shenanigans that you can't help but watch with him with the fondest smile.

🎪 "And look! I gave him this cute little hat, with little golden stars and bells, and- Honey? Are you even listening?" He pouted softly, still holding the small Jester duckies in either hand while you chuckled down at him.

🎪 "Oh, it's nothing. You're just so cute when you get so passionate about your creations," you place a chaste kiss to Lucifer's cheek, giggling as he continues to pout.

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damn I was doin way too much but CMONNN!!

I know this wasn't a request, but this was fucking glorious and I couldn't pass it up 🤭