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Como cuando quieres volver con tu ex, pero ella te vuelve a mentir:

Earth Bot culture is having semi violent arguments over which Scooby Doo movie is the best💕

Bulkhead: Ooh, ooh, ‘Scooby Doo Meets the Boo Brothers’!

Mixmaster: Booze Brothas, definitely!

Scrapper: Yeah! I second that!

Dirtboss: You’re tha third, ya dunce.

Bumblebee: That one’s a classic, but it’s not the best. The best is-

Blurr- ‘ScoobyDooAndTheCyberchase’!

Starscream: YES! Yes- Cyberchase, all the way! It’s honestly the only Scooby film I can stand-

Bumblebee: It’s good, but it’s not the best!

Blitzwing: I actually like ze more recent Lochness Monster one.

Ratchet: Eh, I guess I do, too.... But I think ‘Scooby Doo and the Ghoul School’ wins at best Scooby Doo film, Starscream.

Blackarachnia: Finally, we agree!

Starscream: Fine, I take it back. That’s the best one.

Soundwave: Ghoul School; Superior.

Bumblebee: Ok, yes, but-

Blitzwing: Ohh, Ja! How could I forget I like zat one, too!!

Bumblebee: It isn’t about every single one that you like! It’s about which one is the best! Holy spark-

Waspinator: Waspinator like ‘Scooby Doo and the Reluctant Werewolf’ best.

Blackarachnia: I think you’re unwell....

Slipstream: Yeah, yeah, whatever. That ones worthy, I suppose. But check this out- ‘Scooby Doo and the Legend of Vampire Rock’~

Ratbat: *Shrieks*

Grimlock: That Grimlock favorite! That one best!

Bumblebee: But-

Grimlock: No contest!

Thundercracker: Certainly. Unless it’s competing with ‘Scooby Doo and the Alien Invaders’, of course.

Skywarp: Oh my god, I’m in love with that movie~

Starscream: Over rated.

Thundercracker: It’s massively under rated!

Bulkhead: I liked the romance in that one.

Lockdown: I liked that it had a jackalope in it. Those are rare.

Prowl: Those are mythical....

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Optimus: ....I, ah, like The Witches Ghost best....

*sudden collective screaming*

Soundwave: Obsession: Hex Girls.

Prowl: Excellent contribution. The animation quality, as well as the-

Blackarachnia: They stole my look, but I totally don’t mind~

Starscream: You wish you were as hot as Thorn, Rosie from Bug’s Life.

Blitzwing: I prefer Luna.

Sari: Ok, ok, wait! I actually can’t choose between The Witches Ghost or ‘Scooby Doo on Zombie Island’!

*More collective screaming*

Ratchet: Dammit... they’re both, too perfect. Velma really makes that movie.

Scrapper: I guess those two are in a tie for the best then-

Lugnut: No! I say The Witches Ghost is the best!

Grimlock: Grimlock disappointed in big plane with small brain.

Blurr: Why isn’t Cyberchase getting the appreciation it deserves? WHY?!

Waspinator: Waspinator changes mind to Cyberchase.

Blurr: Oh spark, ThankYouSoMuch-IWasBeginningToThinkYouAllHadSufferedProcessorDamageAtSomePoint-

Bumblebee: GUYS, ENOUGH, ALREADY! ENOUGH! ITS OBVIOUSLY THE SCOOBY DOO WRESTLEMANIA MYSTERY!

*Terrified screeching*

Sari: YOU ARE DEAD TO ME!

Starscream: NO, BUT HE’S ABOUT TO BE!

Blackarachnia: You could have said anything! You could have said ‘Chill Out Scooby Doo’! Or ‘Scooby Doo and the Monster of Mexico’! Why would you do this to us?!

Bumblebee: Would you have accepted, ‘Scooby Doo and the Monster of Mexico’?

Blackarachnia: Yes! The characters are actually lovable and sincere! I would have accepted frgging ‘Scooby Doo in Where’s my Mummy’, not-

Megatron: I like the live action Scooby Doo actually.

Ratchet: Why don’t you go to hell?!

Starscream: THE BETTER QUESTION IS: WHY ARE YOU IN CHARGE OF AN ENTIRE FACTION!? GHOUL SCHOOL WAS RIGHT THERE, COMPLETELY AVAILABLE TO YOU, AND YOU ABANDONED IT! YOUR JUDGEMENT IS FLAWED- YOU ARE FLAWED, YOU SHOULD BE STRIPPED OF YOUR TITLE AND MADE A PUBLIC EXAMPLE OF! AN EXAMPLE OF HOW HORRIBLE A MECH YOU ARE, AND IF YOU HAD SAID THAT TO ME ABOUT 10 MILLION YEARS AGO, I WOULD HAVE LEFT YOU IN GUN MODE, BARREL DOWN IN A TAR PIT WITH YOUR FIRING PIN REMOVED.

Megatron: .....The Witches Ghost is good, too....

Sari: Why don’t you just stand next to me for a while.

After I was convinced to do so, I decided to post the MS Paint doodles I made over multiple voice calls I had with friends on Discord.

TFA Earthbot AU, where the Main Autobots fall in love with the Bots created on Earth by the Allspark Key… Grimlock falls in love with Optimus, before meeting Blackarachnia… So unlike in the Canon, Grimlock dislikes Blackarachnia for how she treats Optimus… And Grimlock HATES Sentinel for letting Optimus take the blame, for something that was Sentinel’s idea… Grimlock almost literally destroyed Sentinel, but Optimus stopped him (while Blackarachnia happily claps in the background)! 🚒🦖🕷️

Grimlock won't hesitate to burn anyone who hurts his love, be it physically or emotionally, to a crisp in retribution. While he admits spider lady is pretty his mate is much prettier and she hurt him so the spider lady has to BURN. The only one he despises more is sentinel especially after hearing the story their story. Op helped him and this arrogant jerk treats his love like he's below him. Optimus has to work very hard to keep grimlock from trging to eat him every time he shows up.