Tfln - Tumblr Posts

(510): This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...

(303): I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..

(716): how do you feel about japanese?

(1-716): I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.

(832): Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.

(858): If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.

(512): Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender

(+61): Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...

(270): ARE YOU OKAY? (618): Physically? Yes. Morally? No.

(402): I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me

(912): Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness

(304): If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single

(717): This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores

(814): I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying (814): Send help

(269): It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I’ll die alone. 10/10 doing again.

(780): Hey what you doing tonight? (1-780): Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :) (780): See you in about a hour

(217): Do it break your family into faction start a civil war

(614): Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.

(254): I think people are normalizing furries

(720): What happened last night? I’m too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.

(303): First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn’t look to be breathing when I left

(304): Why is there a whip in the kitchen?