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oh no now i have to make you talk about frogs somehow related to lotr... oh no... (faramir has a pet frog. it was a gift from pippin)

omg what a blessed image! let me expand!

faramir attempting to build a suitable tank for it following extremely suspect directions from pippin

faramir talking it for walks along the walls on a little black lead

he makes it a little scarf like pippins

it’s named pippin 2

when pippin says the reason he named his son faramir is bc faramir named his first child after him, never telling anyone about how it was a frog

when pippin 2 is in a croaking mood faramir will sit him in front of him and listen intently (it’s a really calming sound and our boy is rebuilding a kingdom he’s going to have stress)

but that also leads to people walking into his office while he stares intently at a frog sometimes nodding

hence the local rumour that faramir can understand frogs

eowyn definitely didn’t start that rumour