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Oh to be loved on by these two men, I dedicate a whole week if I could
đ đŽđđ¤ đđ đđŻđđŤ, đđĽđđđŠđ¨đŻđđŤ! | t. fushiguro + k. nanami


đđ˛đ§đ¨đŠđŹđ˘đŹ: Taking your daughter to a sleepover with her best buds is easy peasy; ending up staying over at said sleepover to have some fun of your own with the two single dads you're crushing on? Not so much...
đđ¨đ§đđđ§đđŹ: dilfs! Toji + Nanami x fem! reader - explicit content; minors DNI - modern setting; single parents au - implied you + Nanami are in early 30s; Toji is in late 30s - Tsumiki (age 10), Megumi, Yuuji and Nobara (8) - mutual pining/crushing - fluff then SMUT then fluff - kissing/making out - mutual masturbation (m! + f! receiving) - breast fondling + nipple play + sucking - Daddy kink - threesome - double penetration; anal and vaginal - spoon/sidesaddle dp + reverse cowgirl dp positions - clitoral play (swiping) - praise - breeding kink - cervix fucking - unprotected sex (psa: wrap the willy; don't be silly) - pet names (angel, baby, good girl, love, mama, sweetheart, sweetie) - Nobara is your daughter; Yuuji is Nanami's - mention of drool/spit and tears.
đđ¨đŤđ đđ¨đŽđ§đ: 9.8k (Christ almighty...)
đđŽđđĄđ¨đŤ'đŹ đđ¨đđ: based on this ask from one of my anons; so happy to be writing an actual fic after a month, yippeee!! and tysm for 7.7k, my loveliesss!!




âHahah, I win again!â
âNo fair, I used the aerials like you taught me, what!?
âYeah, but thereâs no point using them if youâre just gonna let Itadori counter.â
âShut up, Megumi! Hey, Yuuji, one more time!â
âHey, keep it down, you three.â You warn the children who cause a ruckus in the living room from the dining table.Â
Thereâs nothing wrong with hanging with friends or going to someoneâs house to play. Children are highly encouraged to do so to form deeper relationships! Itâs what youâd want for your child, your sweet daughter poking out of her public shyness now that sheâs playing video games with two of her best friends at a playdate.
Your daughter, Nobara, heard your warning and swerved her head back to apologize. âSorry, momma! Itadoriâs just cheating!â
âNo, Iâm not!â The pink-haired boy sitting next to your brunette daughter on the living room floor retorts. âShe just sucks at playing!â
âWhy youâŚâ The two kids glare and argue to themselves while another sits on the living room couch and sighs at the interaction before him. Megumi was his name, the raven-haired boy putting his attention back on the animal encyclopedia he was reading.Â
You chuckle before speaking again, âWell, cheating or not, keep your voices down, okay? Tsumiki is trying to do her homework.âThe kids nod and return to their fun on the television; the sounds of controller buttons mashing and clicking fill the absence of their voices, and you go back to what you were primarily doing. âNeed any help there, Tsumiki?â
The fourth grader perks up from using her name, flashing a weary smile in your direction. âIâm trying to find these countries for my quiz on Monday, but where are Colombia and GuyanaâŚ?â The paper before the little girl exhibited a blank sheet with a map of the North and Southern American continents; a word bank is provided to the side with a list of countries.Â
Getting up from your chair, you walk to the vacant side where Tsumiki is and sit alongside her. âHmm, letâs look at this togetherâŚâ
This wasnât your home; it belonged to the father of Yuuji Itadori. Staying during your daughterâs playdates was a rarity, particularly in another parentâs house. Yet today is a Friday, and you didnât really have much to do other than clean the apartment and maybe catch up on a show or two. Besides, it didnât hurt to watch the kids play and laugh now and then.
Luckily, you arenât the only parent here; two other parents are taking out of their day to monitor the kids with you! The only problem is thatâŚthey make your stay a bit difficult.
Footsteps are heard descending the hall from the bedrooms, and your eyes peer to find a man walking into the kitchen area. âHowâs studying going?â Golden blonde hair was the first you see, followed by the pleasant look of his chocolate brown eyes. A slim-fit grey long-sleeved shirt hugs his frame well, accompanied by dark-fitted jeans and dress socks. Kento Nanami, Yuujiâs adoptive father, has entered the scene and has made your heart skip to an irregular tune.
Thankfully, saving you from making a fool, Tsumiki answers the man. âGood, Auntie Y/n is helping me remember countries of South America!â She says with a blinding smile.Â
âIs that so?â Nanami opens a cupboard to pull out a glass to pour water. âYou think youâll be okay for the quiz?â
âMmmm, if I remember five countries out of ten, I should be fine. I know more, thanks to Y/n!â
âGood,â your breath hitches when he walks to stand behind the chair you were sitting on. âAnd how are those three?âÂ
You cough before averting your gaze to the living room. âTheyâre fine,â you watch your daughter exclaim in glory after finally beating Yuuji in the video game. The salmon-haired child groans in defeat, standing up to switch with Megumi so the other can play. âNobara loves playing with the boys; they make her competitive spirit wild. Itâs funny because sheâs usually quiet and soft-spoken around me and others. However, that doesnât explain her track record with terrorizing the boys of the schoolâŚâ
Nanami chortles at your observation, the sound almost hypnotizing you. âChildren bring out a different side in each other, helps them grow.â
âWise wordsââ Â
Grrooorrr!
You both stop at the sound of a rumble, glancing at Tsumiki to see that it is her grumbling stomach. The child chews her quivering lip and hides her face by looking back at her homework. You giggle, âYou hungry?â She nods slowly. âMe too, sweetie; the pizza should be here any minute.â
âThatâs odd,â Nanami takes a sip from his glass. âHe said the food would be done by the time heâs off work. Itâs almost 7 oâclock, is there traffic onââ
KA-CHA! CLACK-CLINK!
âYo, Iâm here with the pizzas,â another voice, a lot lower and gruff than the blondeâs, enters the space. Your heart skips again, and you instinctively turn to find the source â you know who the source is.Â
Giant steps draw near the kitchen area, keys rustle as he stuffs them inside his jeans pocket, and the other hand holds three pizza boxes. After putting the food on the kitchen island, the man scratches his onyx head and stretches. His loose-fit cotton sweatshirt slips for a peak of his abs to be seen, and your eyes pull back before they hook onto the tanned skin for too long. Green eyes capture yours, and a smirk uproots the scar on the right of his lips. âHey, Y/n,â the way he says your name pulls you in. âGood thing I caught ya before you could leave.â
You gulp to wet a dry throat. âItâs good to see you, too, Toji.â
Toji Fushiguro, the father of Tsumiki and Megumi, strides from the island down to where you three are, ruffling his daughterâs brown hair as a greeting. âHowâs homework goinâ?â
She swats her fatherâs hand away, fixing her ponytail. âItâs okay, Iâm just hungry now.â
On that note, you decided it was time for everyone to take a break and eat. âAll right, kids, the pizzaâs here; come over and eat!â Nobara wastes no time springing out of the couch and sprints for the dining chair next to Tsumiki after you stand to grab the paper plates.Â
The boys donât move, eyes glued to the screen and fingers moving across the controllers. Nanami tries to get their attention again, only for Yuuji to excuse themselves for a few minutes. The golden-haired father looks to the other before giving him a curt nod, a signal for Toji to walk to where the boys were sitting and turn off the television. They groan in unison before the black-haired man picks them up effortlessly and waltzs back to the dining table. âTime to eat, squirts.â
You have known Nanami for a long time, meeting him around when Nobara was still aged by months and could barely walk. Being a first-time parent is no easy task, especially since the man took Yuuji as his own after the death of the babyâs parents and grandfather when he was just a newborn. The transition from sober salaryman to committed fatherhood wasnât an gradual one. But you know what they say: it takes a village, no matter how big or small. You found Nanami at the perfect time while you took care of Nobara, lending a helping hand to the single guardian whenever he needed advice or help looking after the pink-haired babe. Heâd return the favor, of course, having you two spending and getting to know more about each other throughout the years. So, as the babies grew and became friends, so did you and him.Â
Toji entered your life around the same time as well; a single father of two was just as [if not more] challenging as your scenario. Not to mention â the poor man had to work ungodly hours, sometimes calling up a friend to look after his kids. You felt for him, even Nanami, so youâd help him out as well whenever he needed it, whether it be picking up Tsumiki and dropping her off at daycare or rocking three-month-old Megumi to sleep and waiting for the father to return home safely deep in the night.
Without the hood of parenthood, you three wouldnât have become such good friends. Although there have been rough moments, at least you had the two to share and relate with if necessary. Youâre so thankful for both fathers being in your life, serving as dependable outlets as you three grow along with your children. And itâs an even bigger blessing watching the kids have become great friends â practically inseparable! Words cannot express the gratitude for Nanami and Toji, treasuring the men so much that youâd love to maintain this mutual relationship with them as long as possible.
Being friends is more than enough; however, a tiny piece of yourself wishes something more to come out of this friendship. Admitting that to yourself is enough to have your ears heat up in shame. Crushing on the two fathers like some school girl, how embarrassingâŚ
But can you blame yourself? As you all sit down and eat around the dinner table, you find it hard to restrict your eyes from wandering to either side of the table where the men sit.Â
Donât get it twisted; youâve always thought of the dads to be attractive men. However, the more time youâve spent visiting and getting to know them, youâve found that theyâve become more and more charming as the years go by. Now, it has gotten a lot worse.
Nanami is so entrancing to the eye â damn near looks as if he walked out of a movie set. His mocha eyes were so soft and perfect with his mellow tone. The charismatic blonde easily played with your heart with how attentive he was, making sure if you and Nobara ever needed anything or ever wanted someone to voice with. God, he was too good to be true, it was hard not to fall in love with him â you were honestly mesmerized the moment he first said your name. Now, solely seeing him is enough to make your ears hot and your heart race. Your admiration for him threatens to dwell into that of a childish crush â how mortifying!Â
And Toji â fuck, that man. Aside from having a body literally sculpted like an Olympic athlete, the dark-haired man was somebody who knew how to wind you down. Maybe it was the baritone voice that always captured your attention or the mischievous jokes and flirts heâd throw your way; whatever it was, Toji knew how to draw you in. Sure, you were a little intimidated by him at the start, but thatâs long been substituted with feelings of trust and mutual respect from seeing how much of a good father he tries to be for his children. Although, the more you hear his gruff laugh, see his smile pull the scar, or forest green eyes drilling holes into your very being, the more you want to slap yourself for thinking about him day by day!
Goddamn it! As you sit at this table chewing on your pizza slice with the others, all you can think about is how pathetic you must be for falling for the two heartthrobs of your life. Itâs appalling how these two fathers have yet to snatch up somebody, knowing there would be lines of people wanting a piece of them. And you sigh heavily, thinking if thereâs ever a possibility youâd be lucky enough to be on the receiving end with either.
Probably notâŚ
âââ ââ ââ â âââ
âAnnnnd BAM! UNO!â
âWhat?? Youâre cheating!â
âAm not! You can put draw twos on plus fours!â
âHah!? Thatâs not in the rules!â
âSo? Thatâs how my mom plays.â
Why am I being brought into this⌠You shake your head as you observe the kids play their final card game before bed. All the children are dressed in their respective pajamas, sitting in a circle around couch pillows as they draw and place cards down. The sunset has long been set as the hour hand touches the eleventh number; the kids usually go to bed at eight or nine. But itâs the weekend and meant to be a sleepover, so one or two more hours of fun shouldnât hurt anyone.
âUNO Out!!â Except for the heavy groans shared with Megumi and Yuuji as Nobara finishes the card game with an enthusiastic slam, turning around to give the older brunette a high five. âSee, Tsumiki? I told you I can handle it!â
âMan, thatâs not fair,â Yuuji throws his card pile to the floor in exasperation. âWish I knew about that rule beforehand.â
Megumi does the same, âYou shouldâve made the rules clear before we played the game.â
âWahh, keep complaining, loser,â Your daughter annoys the boy with a blown raspberry. âFine, we can try again; if I win, Iâll have Yuuji's bed to myself and Tsumiki.â
âNot happening!â You and the salmon-haired child deny the winnerâs request, and the girl only snickers mischievously while Tsumiki deals the cards.Â
Saved by the sound of footsteps approaching from the hall, Nanami is now here to dismiss the bunch. âAll right, kids, time for bed.â Every one of them mourned at the statement; Yuuji quickly requested five more minutes, only to be shut down by his father. âNope. Iâm done with my shower, so you four must get to bed â that was the deal.â
âAww manâŚâ The four begrudgingly get up from the living room floor after putting the cards away and setting the pillows back on the couches. Before they leave, they wish you a good night. âGoodnight, Mom!â Nobara comes rushing to you for you to kiss her cheek.
âGoodnight, sweetpea,â you let go of her so she could run back. âAnd you three â where are my kisses?â Yuuji and Tsumiki happily come for you to place a goodnight kiss on their cheek. All thatâs left is the silent child of the bunch who, unfortunately, doesnât slip past your eyes. âThat means you too, Megumi. Or else Iâll chase you down and kiss you up a storm like last time, you hear?â
The black-haired one fights a smile creeping his face, slowly taking steps to where you sat and fidgets as you kiss his cheek. You wish the boy goodnight, and he follows the others down the hall to the bedroom after doing the same.Â
âFushiguroâs in the shower now.â Now that the children are gone, Nanami sits on the left side of the couch before dimming the ceiling lights. He turns on the television, âSeems like theyâre having fun.â
âMmm, they are,â you settle by the middle to be close to him. âI canât believe theyâre all so big now. Didnât Yuuji just turn eight years old last month?â
âMhmm, heâs now the same age as Nobara and Megumi,â he says with a smile. âFor a little while, that is. He is the youngest, after all.â
âYouâre right, poor thing.â You giggle with a stretch. âNobaraâs gonna be nine this August, and Megumi at the end of the yearâŚâ
âHmm. We are old.â
That made you laugh hysterically as the delivery of the comment sounded so defeated yet true. Itâs okay, though, since Nanami was laughing himself with a shaken head. âDonât say it like that! They say you get sexier during your thirties.â
âAre you sure about that? My grandfather had photos from his thirties, and he was balding and getting chunkier before turning thirty-five.â More laughter seeps through your lips. âI donât know, Y/n; not all of us can keep fit like Fushiguro; he still works out while halfway approaching forty.â
âNow, hold on, Nanamin,â you grin while pointing to Nanami, and you can see him try to fight a smile after using the nickname he supposedly doesnât like. âYou canât say shit, either; you still look like a model coming straight out of a Menâs Vogue magazine!â That made him laugh more, the sound warming your heart. "You still got it, Kento; a real prince charming."
âWhy thank you, Y/n,â he appreciates the compliment.
âOf course.âÂ
The silence following that felt unsettling and had you fidgeting with the bottom of your halter top. Five uncomfortable minutes of nothing but the lowered volume of the television to fill the space. Come on, Y/n, keep the conversation going. âSo, almost ten years, huh? A whole decade.â You watch Nanami nod along through your peripheral. âI remember the first time I met you; you looked like you barely got any sleep for the past month.â
âBecause I didnât. I was hassling with back-to-back meetings, on the cusp of finding another job to take outside of being a salaryman, and then had little newborn Yuuji to come home and put to sleep after feeding. Thank God you could babysit for him with Nobara; Iâm forever grateful.â
âOh God, I remember when you came home so tired while I was rocking both to sleep. I think that was the first and only time Iâve ever seen you fall asleep on the couch; so tired you forgot to greet me!âÂ
âWe donât talk about that,â he scratches his ear. âThat wasnât so bad when we promised to watch over Megumi and Tsumiki during the weekend while Fushiguro went to take up so many jobs. He fell to his knees once he passed the threshold, and I had to walk him to his bed.âÂ
You tittered at the recollection â all the memories mentioned made you feel warm and glad, all the years coming back to you with a happy memory. âWeâve done good, though. We managed, and the kids are growing to be good friends.â
âBefore you know it, maybe Nobara will come to you about liking the boysââ
âThat isnât happening; I asked her the question like three weeks ago, and she said if she and the boys were the last people on Earth, sheâd kill herself.â Nanami gasped and stifled a laugh, but you could see his shoulders bounce. âA third grader â an eight-year-old â telling me sheâd off herself rather than be with one of the boys. Talk about radical...At least she loves to hang with them; she loves those boys like theyâre her little brothers.âÂ
The blonde hums to your words. âThem being close is a blessing. I guess thatâs thanks to us, having each otherâs backs all these years.âÂ
Itâs your turn to nod to him. âTrue, and Iâm just glad they like being with each other.â
âSame here; Yuuji likes being with you guys,â he throws his head back. ââŚJust like I do.â
You blink. âWhat do you mean?â Suddenly, you feel as though you shouldnât have asked that question because the way Nanami turns his head to look at you nearly paralyzes you. Oh my GodâŚ
âI like being with you.â He says it tenderly, only for your ears to pick up. âYou make me feel at peace when youâre around, and Iâm not as close to anyone as I am with you. A decade of you being in my life has made it more serene andâŚfun. So, I like it when youâre with me.â
You didnât breathe a single puff of air during his speech. The worst part was that these were Nanamiâs words â they were genuine. You could feel it in his bronze gaze, your heart unable to control itself.Â
And it doesnât help that your eyes took in every detail of him; his hair, usually neat and styled, is now down and damp from the shower, strands of hair sticking to his forehead. His home wear comprised a loose sweatshirt and dark grey sweats, but you snuck a glance of his collarbone that peaks from the opening collar of his shirt. You move your gaze to the floor to stop yourself from looking any further, or else more fuel for indecent fantasies will be stored for later!
Fingers fiddle with each other as you chew on your lip. God, Y/n, just fucking say it! âI, uhhâŚI like being with you, too, Nanami.â
âDo you really have to go?â He scoots in. âYou know I donât mind you staying over.â
âIâahemâI think, yeahâŚI wouldnât want to intrude on you and Toji; Iâm sure you two would wanna catch up on stuff. Iâll just come back and pick Nobara up in the morning beforeââ
You stop uttering more once you feel a sudden hand on your right shoulder. Turning to your left, you didnât even realize Nanami scooting to be so close to you, his face a handâs length away from yours. Once again, you have forgotten how to breathe. And when he places his left hand on your right that lies on your lap? You donât move a centimeter.
âI want you to stay,â his tone low and sincere. âI wasnât kidding when I said I like you being around me. IâŚâ He brings your hand to his lips, and a soft kiss makes you gasp faintly. âI love it, actually.â
You gulped. Thereâs no way this is happening right now. Thereâs just no way! âKentoââ
âI mean it.â He kisses your knuckles again, his eyes locked in with yours. He chuckles, âYou were right.â
âAboutâŚwhat?â
âAs you grew older, you have changed quite a lot. YouâreâŚWell, no, youâve always been pretty. But, all these years, youâve become a lot more beautiful,â he draws his face in closer. âBreathtaking,â you instinctively close your eyes when his nose brushes yours. âSexier.â
Nanamiâs lips land on yours on the final word, and you donât move a muscle when he does so. They felt soft against yours, perfect for the mellow kiss. It doesnât last long, only a few seconds. Yet you quivered as he withdrew, placing his forehead against yours as his hand weaved with your fingers.Â
âKenâŚâ Fuck, this is too much. The hand on your shoulder exhibits no interest in getting off. âI canât, I have toââ he shushes you with another kiss.Â
âItâs okay, sweetheart,â What the fuck!? Did he just use a pet name on you? âYou know I can take care of you, right? Even for one night,â you tremble when he licks your bottom lip. âStay for tonight, okay?â
âKento..â He pauses when you hesitantly remove your right hand from his grasp, thinking youâd push him off. But then you bring both hands to cup his sunken cheeks, caressing him with your thumbs. ââŚMore.â
He doesnât wait a second, accepting your request and bringing his back on yours. Small pecks to the lips gradually become more arousing and tilted heads to achieve a better angle for entry. You moan to his mouth, and so does he. Tongues slowly become adventurous, twirling with each other and exploring the otherâs mouth. It feels so good; you lean into Nanamiâs hold with every kiss. And he happily accepts you as he gives you more.Â
Jesus Christ, something straight out of a dream. And if it was, you only hope to indulge in it for a little longer. More, moreâ
âWhat do we have here?â
However, you canât indulge if another person comes into the frey unsuspectedly.Â
Two bodies retreat from each other, sitting awkwardly on the couch appropriately as Toji walks into the living room. Your lips shook with anxiousness, stealing a glimpse of Tojiâs smirk as he walked to your right. You sneak a glance at Nanami, seeing the shade of pink rise on his skin lightly, and you cover your face to shield yourself. Fucking fuck, this is embarrassing!
âDonât act all shy on me now, you two.â Tojiâs weight dents the right side of the couch, extending his arm to be behind you. âDonât be scared, I wonât tell anyone.â
âDid you check the kids?â Nanami fakes a cough.
âOut like a light,â he answers, creeping his hand from behind onto your shoulder. You shudder at his calloused touch and gruff laugh. âWhatâs goinâ on, Y/n?â You meekly turned to look at him. Same with Nanami, Tojiâs dark hair was damp from the shower, substituting his day outfit with a blank tank top and grey sweatpants. It took everything in your power not to peek at his pecs or exposed biceps.Â
You avert your eyes from his. âNothingâŚâ You saw his chest jerk from a scoff.Â
âWow, you two are really gonna act like some kids, huh.â His snark remark has you both flattening your lips in shame. âAct all quiet when somethinâ happened.â
He prompted you to question. âHow muchâŚdid you see?â
âI saw the kiss â you looked like you were enjoyinâ it.â He purposely said that to make your cheeks hot, the brazen bastard. âBut I heard Kent here say he means it when he likes havinâ ya âround.â
Nanami speaks up while scratching his brow. âY/n was, uhh, just about to leave.â
Toji lifts a brow. âLeave? When the night is still young?â He subtly shakes you. âWhy so soon, hmm? Itâs the weekend; I just got outta the shower anâ hoped youâd be here a lil' while.â He spoke to you slowly. It was a dangerous approach with that husky voice. He squeezes your shoulder when youâre not answering.Â
âI justâŚ.You and Nanami probably have some âguy stuffâ you wanna catch up on, and I donât want to come in between that, you know?â Itâs here you muster the courage to look at the raven-haired man. Big mistake; now he has your attention where he wants it.
âSo considerate, huh,â his free hand comes to your cheek, and youâre frozen as he plays with the flesh of it. âI think you should stay, Y/n. What kind of friends would we be if we let you drive out late."Â
Itâs hard to remind your body to breathe when Toji is surveying you intimately. What the fuckâwhy is this happening all of a sudden!?? âYouâToji, itâs okay, Iâllââ
âBesides,â he teases you by rubbing your earlobe with his thumb and forefinger. âI like you beinâ here, too.â Youâre too distracted from him bringing his face to your neck to kiss, evoking an unstable gasp. âLookinâ all pretty frâ meâŚâ
âTojiâŚâAhh!â You didnât notice him slide his hands down to the chest area of your halter top, his large palms groping your breasts affectionately. His kneads are rough yet pleasing, having you whimpering for him. âDonât touch soâŚHahhhâŚâ
âBad girl,â he chuckles to your ear after placing a kiss on your cheek. âOver here lettin' Kent touch you and think you can leave without me havinâ you for a bit, especially when you were eyein' us up earlier today...â He kisses your lips to take in your silent squeaks from fondling your chest, and you mewl for him. âDaddy wants you, too, babyâŚHeh, so does Kent.â
You peer to your left to see the mentioned man, and youâre taken aback to see him close to your side again. Holy shit. You literally questioned about this earlier, wondering if youâd ever be on the receiving side of these two. You did NOT expect this answer to come out of the blue within a few hours! And now that itâs here, how could you leave now?! This is what you wanted. And â to your surprise â so did they.Â
You swallow spit and lift your left leg to the couch. And Nanami notices the initiative, coming between your legs to kiss your lips again. Your back pressed against Tojiâs chest, youâre caged between the two men who seek to pleasure you in this proximity. You moan to Nanami sucking on your tongue, coinciding with the satisfying kneads of your breasts.Â
Suddenly, Nanami breaks the kiss with a groan, and Toji chortles close to your ear. Curious, your eyes venture down to find that Tojiâs hand grasps the tent of the blondeâs sweatpants. âEnjoyinâ yârself, huh, Kent?â Toji strokes his hand on the boner, evident through the clothes.
âToji, stâHnnnâŚ!â You watch this, eyeing Nanamiâs composure slip away as his cock is being touched. The older man willingly massages his friendâs dick, and you observe how he effortlessly makes the sand-headed man hornier with his hand alone. It makes you feel hot, sensing a throbbing sensation in between your thighs. So, you silently bring a hand to sneak inside the hem of your wide-leg jeans.Â
But you donât go unnoticed because Toji kisses your cheek. âLike what ya see, sweetie?â He rests his chin on your shoulder. âWant me to take care of you? Here,â he then takes your hand to swap with his, your fingers feeling the rough skin of Nanamiâs cock as you hold it. âMake him feel good, âkay?âÂ
You couldnât believe it â Nanamiâs hot, living cock was in your grasp. And as you have begun to stroke him, the noises he made turned you on even more. His veins are felt in your very palm, and precum exuding from his urethra lubricates the pretty fingers around his length. You canât help but imagine how it would feel to have him ease the aching pulses between your legs, how good it would feel to have his girth massage your insides.
But your crude thoughts are interrupted by Tojiâs left hand skillfully unbuttoning and unzipping your jeans, slithering inside your panties, and meeting your wet cunt with his fingers. You jolt, but heâs right there to coo, âRelax, mama,â his free hand squeezes your chin to turn and face him. âDaddyâs gotchaâŚSo fuckinâ beautiful,â Toji slams his lips into you for a steamier kiss, and you lose yourself.
Your hand on Nanami goes faster, eliciting extra precum to escape and stain the material of his sweats. Nanami leans forward to lick and suck the skin of your neck, forcing you to break the kiss with Toji to wail inaudibly while his fingers brush up on your soaked folds with unforgiving speed. Not to mention his bulge grinding against your backâŚ
âAhhnn, wait, guyss, we canâtâMmmmâŚ!â Toji kisses you again, grinning at your expression as he sucks and nibbles on your tongue. âWe canât do thisâŚNot hereâŚâ
âWhy?â Nanami blows on your ear. âWhatâs wrong, love?â
CREEAAKK!!
Thatâs whatâs wrong!
Like a flipped switch, all three adults unscrew themselves away from each other and sit back into their original positions. Nanami immediately pulls his pants back up, using a couch pillow to hide the situation that shouldnât be present as heâs sitting in the living room. Toji follows suit, leaning on the couch arm.Â
Sounds of tiny footsteps draw near, and they belong to none other than your daughter, who sleepily rubs her eyes coming into the space. You are the first thing she sees, âMomma? Youâre still here?âÂ
âMhmm,â you hoped you didnât sound too off. âIâm just watching a movie with Uncle Toji and Kento. What are you doing up?â
âI thought I heard your voice,â Nobara walks to you and puts her head on your shoulder, and you voluntarily pick her up to have her sit on your lap. You smile; even though sheâs growing day by day, sheâs still your baby at heart. âDidnât you say youâd leave after I go to bed?â
âYeah, I was supposed to,â the two men sitting on either side of the couch say nothing. âAnd I canât go now, seeing youâre still up.â
Nobara nuzzles into your neck. âDoes that mean youâll spend the night, too?âÂ
âMmm, I wish I could, sweetpea,â you kiss her forehead. âBut I didnât bring any change of clothes or pajamas. I donât even have my toothbrush â Iâd be walking around with stinky breath.â You hear the girl giggle at your words.
What you just said gave the two fathers an idea, the men giving each other a look before saying anything. âI have some unused travel-size toothbrushes and toothpaste Iâve kept from business trips.â Nanami inquires; you put your foot in your mouth on that one.
Toji adds, âYou can use the sweatshirt I wore today as PJs. I donât mind.â Â
Of course, you donât. Shaking your head, you knew what the two were insinuating. The adult language is too nuanced for your daughter to pick up on. Itâs not like youâve never slept over Nanamiâs place before; youâve done it dozens of times â even Tojiâs! However, this time was different; you three have crossed a line you didnât think was possible. What happened minutes ago was a mere taste of what could happen if you three decided to change this relationship into something more intimate. And now, after revealing the curiosity, the men were all in to see it through.
âŚAnd yet, you canât say you donât feel the same either. Are you kidding? You have goosebumps just thinking back on how close you three were, how their hands and lips felt on your skin, and their attention placed on nothing â on no one else â but you. It made your heart beat uncontrollably, knowing that your decade-long crush on them was being favored in more ways than one â like a dream come true!
âMom?â Snapping back to reality, you peer to Nobara, who awaits your answer. With a smile, you boop her nose with a finger.
âOnly if you go back to sleep, sweetpea.â
âââ ââ ââ â âââ
The hour hand had finally met the twelfth number, the midnight hour designating the quiet neighborhood into a calm slumber. Light posts automatically turn on to display the sidewalk, yet the darkness of the night serves as a blanket to cover the silent homes.Â
Nanamiâs home was simple â a one-floor house perfect for the blonde man and his son. Aside from the living room and kitchen, it had a hall that harbored the bedrooms, Yuujiâs guest bathroom, and closet. The children were all resting in Yuujiâs room, the first door to the left youâd meet when entering the hallway. Other than the master bedroom, there was no other room besides the living room couch for you to sleep in.Â
Being by yourself is something Nanami wouldnât want, and Toji wouldâve primarily taken the couch since you had no plans of staying. But since thatâs been changed, the two men took this opportunity to enjoy their sleepover with your company, using the master bedroom at the end of the hall to further themselves from the ears of the snoring kids. Tonight, youâd finally have your answer by being spoiled by your crushes all night.
âDahhh, Toji, yer tongueâŚfingersâŚOhhh!â
âFuck, Y/n, you look so gorgeousâŚHere, kiss me, angel.â
âMmmm, fuckinâ shit, yâ taste so goodâŚWaited so long fr' this..."
You were practically stuck with them the moment they locked the door. After borrowing Nanamiâs shower, your nude body was met with hungry hands and hot kisses, drowning your senses with their overwhelming presence. Three naked bodies lie on the bed, you with your back to the sheets and legs spread. To your right was Nanami, making out with you lovingly while a hand cups and massages a breast. Toji had his face nestled between your thighs, his tongue licking around your labia and fucking your vagina, inspiring you to cry for the blonde next to you. The older man also pleases you by fingering your asshole with lube, conditioning it for future use.
You melt into Nanamiâs kiss, and soft tweaks on your nipple make you mewl into his lips more. But you withdraw to scream, âAhhaaa! Kentoo, touch me moreâŚâ
âHmm? What, baby?â He presses his lips to your cheek, kissing your chin to the outlet between your neck and shoulders. âYou like it when I play with your chest?â A low snicker humors him from watching you nod, and he brings his mouth to your nipple to suck on.Â
You grip the sheets, âOhhh, hoooâŚ! Tojiii, yâre gonna make me câUuuhh!â
He separates his mouth from your soapy folds, and your liquids stick to his chin. What an obscene sight with the grin he has on his face. âYeah? Ya wanna cum on my mouth, mama?â Unlike Nanami, Toji doesnât take a nod; heâs a bit of an asshat, so he licks your clitoris to tease. âUse them words, baby; wanna hear you say it frâ me.â
âYâYesss, yes, I do,â a hushed howl after Toji sucks on your pearl and the other rubbing on your nipple to the roof of his mouth. âPleaseee, I wanna cumâŚ!â
âHeh, well, donât go cumminâ on me just yet,â he kisses your slit before straightening up and pats your inner thigh. âAll ready frâ ya, Kent.â
Nanami then releases your nipple with a âpopâ and maneuvers to lay on his side. âCome here,â he asks, resting your head on his arm and lifting your leg. You hum at the contact of his glans meeting your cunt, âSo wet for me, huh?â He pushes his cock to the entrance, and you gasp at the tip inserted into your vagina. âRelax, angel,â he coos to you with a kiss on your nose, gauging your reaction as he slowly snugs your vagina with every inch of his cock.Â
Your mouth goes agape at the stretch of you taking him in; the feeling of his cock feels too good and surreal. And the brush of his dick on your sweet spots has you squeak, same with him poking on your cervix. He throws in a few thrusts to start, but you didnât expect that. No, fuck! He rubs on your walls at a precise angle, prompting your orgasm to come a bit too quickly to comprehend. So, you have to bite your lip to keep your scream hushed, letting the flutter of your cunt speak for you.Â
And Nanami notices it, hissing at the contraction. ââHnnm! ShitâŚDid you cum, sweetheart?â
âOh, did they?â And here comes Toji, straddling both the bodies below him. He leans into your face, licking your ear. âFelt that good, huh, baby? We havenât even started.â He kisses your forehead before uncurling back up and aligning his dick to your lubed anus. Then, he pushes the tip to be swallowed by your puckered hole, and you mumble small prayers as his fat length is pushed inside. âShit, this tight assâŚâ
The older man begins to move into you, his shaft churning the inside of your ass. Nanami does the same, his cock scraping your insides synched with Tojiâs rhythm. The movement has you immediately making noise beyond your control, wails bouncing around the space between you and the men.Â
It isnât long before the two find a groove; Toji pistons his cock with every pull of Nanamiâs, and sounds of skin slapping lasciviously against each other are picked up by your ears. How could you not tighten more around the limbs inside you, especially when they scrape on against your tender wails so accurately? Especially after coming, your nerves have not yet recovered from the wave earlier.Â
âOhh! Hoooh fuuuck,â your back arches a bit, helping the sand-haired man to find a better angle to scratch the upper wall of your vagina. Your vision is screwed shut, making it easier to indulge in the sensation of their cocks ravaging your insides.Â
Toji sees you from up top, his eyes traveling down to your ass and whistling at the sight of you taking his and the otherâs dick. âDamn, ya feel so good, Y/n. Ass so tight, act like ya donât wanna let go.â
God, whyâd he have to say it like that? Your face was hot enough; did he want to make you melt on this bed? And Nanami doesnât make it any better. âHeheh, they twitched,â he says matter-of-factly.
âYeah, felt it, tooâŚWhatâs goinâ on, sweetie?â Toji pulls his cock until his cockhead is on the verge of coming out, and he slams it back down to have you moan aloud. âYa like beinâ fucked like this? Takinâ Daddyâs cock like a good girlâŚ?â
âTheyâre gripping me again.â
âKen, stoop!!â The fair-headed man laughs at your protest, your resilience still present even if itâs wiped away in seconds when Toji quickens his pace. âNnhhhâŚ! N-Not too fast, Iâm sensitâveeeâAhhh!âÂ
âYou say that, but your body says otherwise, love,â Kento brings a hand to your hip to massage. ââNnnn! JesusâŚwanna cum so badâŚâ
Oh, fuck, imagine: being filled to the brim by Nanamiâs come? Being stuffed by both of them? It turned you on so bad. ââOhhhGod, please, cum inside me!â
Gold eyebrows furrow. âI canât, baby; donât got a condom onââ
âItâs okay, I want itâŚ!â The thought of getting pregnant again should be the very last thing that should pop into your mind right now. And yet, being knocked up by these two has you craving Nanamiâs release even more. âPleaseeplease, I want you to fill me upâŚ! Donât hold back for me, Ken.â You can tell heâs still on the fence about it. But with a kiss on his nose and a soft hand on his cheek, you convince him otherwise.
âWanna be the mother of my child so bad, huh?â He says with a chortle, âSo beautifulâŚâ Before he snaps his hips into you, Nanami brings you in for one more kiss and wraps his hand on your shoulder to keep you close. He ruts into you with purpose, making sure heâs balls-deep with every push and reaching the deepest he can. You howl at the brush of your cervix again, allowing him to use you to chase his climax.
âOh? You got him going, now,â Toji comments from above with a smirk, still maintaining the pace with Nanami despite the younger male going erratic. Your screams go higher and higher, so you bring in a hand to cover up the noise. This was not the time to test how thick the bedroom walls were, despite the kids sleeping a closet and office away.Â
Nanami groans into your lips; his length relentlessly rubs your silky texture. And when his orgasm does reach him, he grinds his pelvis, stirring his length so deep that you canât help but writhe with him. You can feel his penis pulsate with every pump of his load inside you, satisfying your excitement as your hand massages his skull. He keeps you like this until his body has calmed down, sluggishly removing his pillowy lips from yours with a sigh.Â
Chocolate brown orbs are fixated on yours, the hand on your hip coming up to wipe spit from your face. âGod, you drive me crazy. Making me cum inside, one childâs not enough?â
You titter, âWell, wouldnât hurt to have another, you think?âŚMmmm,â you almost forget about Toji. The raven-haired man removes himself from your ass, his shaft still standing.
âDonât forget âbout me, now,â he reminds you two of his presence, getting his frame off you both so you can move around.Â
You stand with your knees between Nanamiâs legs while he sits upright. âCome here,â he places his hands on your hips and leads you back onto his cock. This time, heâs the one entering your asshole, and you both moan at the union of your sexes. Once your ass meets the base of his pelvis, his arms wrap around your waist and carefully bring you down with him. Your back to his chest, his lips to your ear. âSo tight and warmâŚHmmm.â
This position is new to you â in fact, this was all new! You canât remember the last time you had your body this close and intimate with another figure. Itâs been so long â damn near bizarre - especially when your heat is transferring with the gold-haired man behind you. The aroused hums to your ears have you throb involuntarily; you could melt into his arms right about now.
That thought goes out the window when Tojiâs weight has you looking in front of you, and your brain nearly shuts down at the sight of the older man coming in between your legs to lift them, his emerald eyes locked on yours. Jesus, fuck! You had to turn away â it was all too much!Â
âAh ahh, donât go turninâ âway from me,â he gives your legs for Nanami to hold from the back of your knees, and then he cups your cheeks and moves your face back to him. âWaited almost ten years to have you like this, so I wanna see all of you, mama.â Just when your face couldnât get any more unreasonably hot, this handsome bastard just had to say that while fondling your chest! And it doesnât help the other charming face is placing kisses on your neck.Â
Toji uses this position to spread your folds; he canât suppress the ardent smirk lifting his scar. âKent did his thing on you, and ya still want more, huh?â You press your lips together when he slaps his glans on your leaky chasm. âWatch...â Your eyes follow down to the tip of his dick, vulgarly using the come seeping out of you as lube. You gasp sharply at the insertion, âBreathe frâ me, baby,â he coaxes you through every inch of him, burrowing inside your inner channel that you almost forget to blink from the display. The girth of him has you wail beneath him, and you cry at the poke of your cervix again! Christ, you donât know how long you can do this.Â
ââHnnghâŚ! Fuck, good girl,â the dark-haired one praises, grinding his pelvis down to churn more friction inside you. âSo good frâ Daddy...â
Slow ruts to your chasm begin the second round, three bodies rocking within a mutual cadence. You throw your head back with shut eyelids concentrating on the two dicks that push to and fro from your holes and scrape your walls. And a choked scream leaves your frame at the jab of your cervix again.Â
âOhhhshiit,â eyebrows furrow with a chewed lip, and the two men begin to quicken the pace. âHooohGod! Fâeel so goodâŚAhahhn!â
Toji puts his hands on the headboard as leverage, using his hips and the flex of his abdomen to take control. Fuck, seeing his nude physique so up close was too marvelous; it couldnât be true â it shouldnât be!Â
And Nanami is no better while whispering to your ear. âFeeling good, Y/n?â He teases your lobe with a lick, âGripping on us like crazy as if youâve been waiting for this, hmm?â You try to protest, but all that comes out are sobs when he jerks his hips unexpectedly. He chuckles, âSo cuteâŚHmm? Heh, you are feeling good, huh, love.â
Can you believe it? Being fucked by these two attractive men, and youâre fingering your clit in the midst of it all? Embarrassment rings your ears as your fingers swipe and grind around the neglected pearl. Toji and Nanami share a look for a split second, and then Nanami switches his hands with the other. Instead, an arm snakes around your waist to keep you on him, and the other silently moves yours aside to play with your clit.Â
That only has you crying even harder. Pinches to your clit and kisses to your leg accompany the increased speed of their thrusts. Tears well up at every jolt of your body from the frequent jabs to your vaginal walls, scraping your G-spot so precisely. And the length in your butt keeps feeling so fucking good! Grazing your velvet texture that you canât think straight.
ââGaahhh! Mmmph!â Your hand finds Nanamiâs wrist to hold on to as his middle and ring fingers swipe on your clitoris. You scream his name when he pitches it softly, âKentâOhhh! Shhtop, ish too much!!â
âYeah, too much?â He toys with it gently. âBut I donât hear you telling me to stopâŚâ
The two of them go at a sporadic pace, skin slapping onto yours harshly in sync. They nearly take your breath away, thanking God they have a hold on you before the momentum steers you away. âHahah, ohhh, ohmyGod, guys,â Toji bends down to add more of his weight, making you howl from the angle of his fat cock. âI cannnât; again, Iâm about to cuuhmm agaiinn!!!â
âReally? You wanna cum, baby? Mmph! Fuck, this pussyâŚâ He groans. âGonna be a good girl and let Daddy finish here, yeah?â You nod, and Nanami pinches your clit again on Tojiâs behalf. âWords, sweetie, words.â
âYesss, Daddyyy!âÂ
âGonna lay there and look cute while I knock ya up, right?â Again, the thought of having another baby should not have you excited. But again, thereâs no way your head could be right during all of this. âHmm? Want Daddy to give ya a baby?â
âMmmm! Please, Daddyyy, fill me upâŚ!â You were spouting out nonsense, but who cares? âMake me a mama againâŚOhhh!â
And he does just that, pounding his shaft at you so harshly that it rocks your entire body, especially with how he brings your legs up to your chest to have your slit fully exposed for him. âHoly shit,â he bites his lip as he eyes your nude frame before him. âLook so fuckinâ sexy like this, Y/n.â
You couldnât thank him for the compliment, your lips busy with Nanamiâs as he takes you in for a steamy kiss. Both men drill their members into you in erratic unison, leaving you a squealing mess for the fair-headed one to deal with. His hands continue to tweak and grind on your clitoris, and your orgasm hits you before you can prepare yourself with a tear trickling down.Â
And the flutter of your walls around their cocks eggs them onto waves of their own, groaning along with your cries as they piston you with the final ruts of their hips. Their pulsating lengths exert their loads inside your holes simultaneously, filling you up with their essence as their sweaty bodies heave and shudder. Nanami releases your clit from his grasp, the same with your lips.Â
He hums pleasantly, his brown orbs hooded yet comforting. âTold you I love having you around me.â
âBet yâre glad you stayed over,â Tojiâs hand finds its way to your chin after putting your legs down. He scoffs when you bashfully nod, bringing you in for a kiss. âDid so well, mamaâŚâ
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Mornings are typically a thing you share with your daughter in the comfort of your home. From the moment she came into your world to having her own room and bed, Nobara would always be the first thing youâd see when waking up. Coming into your room to greet you, pulling you out for something, or get dressed and ready for the day with you â it was a routine the two of you shared, a sacred thing to enjoy between parent and daughter. So, to wake up in a room different from yours or see a different face has been a rarity ever since she became your top priority.
This morning, though, was one of those rarities.
âGood morning, Y/n.â
Your eyes flickered open from birds chirping and the sun peaking from the bedroom curtains. Drowsy eyes scan around to see that you are not in your room, already being alerted that something had happened last night of the change of scenery. And when you look to see who lies beside you, it all hits you like a slap.
It was like a scene from a romance movie, waking up to Nanamiâs stunning face that was highlighted by the sunlight. Fair blonde hair that matched the softness of his russet eyes and a kind smile to match. And your breath hitches when he brings a hand to caress your cheek.Â
âMorninâ, Y/n.â
And, of course, he wasnât the only one whoâd be greeting you. You sheepishly turn around to see the other man looking at you, viridian orbs ready to meet your pretty face. The smile on his face pulls the scar on his lips, the man effortlessly shooting an arrow into your heart.Â
Everything that occurred the night before flashes, and the heat returns to dance on your cheeks and ears. Waking up in a different bed with two handsome men is one thing. To wake up to your crushes greeting you good morning, all three of you nude and comfortable after a night of mutual passion? Oh, you had to be dreaming still.
And yet, you couldnât look at either of them in the eyes, averting your gaze modestly. ââŚGood morning,â you say quietly, almost squeaking your heart out when they both move to be closer. They kiss you, embrace you, and give you attention as if your decade-long crush has finally been lifted for them to spoil you. Itâs kind of suffocating in a way. But, God, it felt so good.
Eventually, you got up and threw on some clothes to make food for everyone, Nanami joining you after putting his sleepwear back on. Toji had to leave for a moment to grab stuff from the store, his daughter waking up to the sound of him slamming the front door close. Then came Megumi, then Yuuji, who greeted Nanami with a hug, and now Nobara. The children sit around the table and mingle while you and the blonde fix some blueberry waffles, eggs, and bacon.
âIsnât that my dadâs shirt?â Megumi was the first to notice it, pointing to the sweatshirt that went with your loose jeans â the same sweatshirt that Toji wore yesterday.
You flatten your lips before coming up with an answer. âYesâŚI had nothing to wear for sleeping over, so he gave me his shirt. He didnât mind; he brought an extra one.â
âYou stayed over, Auntie?â Yuuji inquired after taking a sip of his apple juice. âWhere did you sleep?â
âOn the couch.â
Brown brows scrunch together before Nobara asks, âBut wasnât Uncle Toji the one whoâd sleep on the couch?âÂ
You open your mouth, but words fail to exit out. Sharing a glance with Nanami, who coughs while putting waffles on plates, he covers for you. âHe slept in my bed with me.â
âYou slept with my father?â Tsumiki interrogates, trying to stifle a laugh. âHe snores a lot, so Iâm sorry if you couldnât sleep, Uncle Nanami.â
As if on cue, the front door opens and closes with the arrival of her father, walking to kiss Tsumikiâs cheek and ruffle Megumiâs hair before entering the kitchen. He pulls something out of the plastic grocery bag and hands it to you. Putting the mixing bowl down, you take what seems to be a box, and your eyes widen to Tojiâs amusement. âIâd take those before leaving if I were you.âÂ
âJesus Christ,â you put the box of birth control to the side with a flustered face. âThank youâŚâ And before you can process it, Toji sneaks a kiss on your cheek with you distracted. The older man cackles to himself when you slap his arm and push him off. Thankfully, none of the kids notice.
âUncle Toji,â Nobara grabs the manâs attention. âIs it true you slept with Uncle Nanami?âÂ
The question takes him aback, but Tojiâs quick on his feet to reply. âYeah, I did. Your dad looks like a dead man when asleep, Yuyu.â
The pink-haired child nods along to the nickname. âMhmm! Even when he comes home from work, he looks like he hasnât slept in weeks, like some kind of vampire.â You snuck a glimpse at the sand-haired man, who rolled his eyes before bringing plates to put on the table.Â
âAnyways,â he diverts the conversation to a different subject, placing a plate full of food in front of the boys. âBe ready for the zoo after breakfast, Yuuji. Didnât you say you wanted to see the new tiger cubs?â
The Fushiguro siblings brighten with interest at the mention of the zoo, turning to their father, who instantly shuts them down with crossed arms. âDonât even think about it. Iâm already takinâ you two to the aquarium tomorrow; you want me to pay for more tickets for some animals?â
The joy in their eyes diminishes in seconds. âCheapskate,â Megumi mumbled under his breath, earning a blueberry to be thrown at him by Toji. But the siblings smile when Nanami says that they can come along.Â
âMomma,â you dreaded hearing your daughterâs voice during this conversation, hesitantly peering at the dark-haired girl after being given her breakfast. âCan I go, too?âÂ
Oh, goddamn it. âIâm sorry, baby, but I canât keep going back and forth from the house and wherever. Besides, you have karate today.â
âI can skip!â Your mouth drops at her enthusiasm. âBesides, we can just sleep over again!â
This girl! âNobara, you canât just go making those decisions like this is your home. Did you ask Yuujiâs father if it was okay to stay another night?â You probably shouldnât have said that, as the girl immediately asks the blonde father the exact question. And to your shock, he says theyâre free to stay another night. Youâre not helping! âYou donât even have an extra pair of clothes!â
And to make it worse, the onyx-haired man beside you says this, which makes you facepalm with a groan. âI can drive you two home and back. Saves ya some gas.â Youâre not helping either, and youâre just losing gas for my sake!
Mornings were supposed to be an easy thing to deal with. And yet here you are, dealing with a predicament. Shit like this is precisely why you donât stay for too long during Nobaraâs playdates and sleepovers; now youâre backed into a position where saying no seems futile. Nothing wrong with the children wanting to hang out more, but fuck does it throw the routine off. However, it wasnât all bad. Because the whole point of this was for the little girl to have fun with her friends, who are you to be a Debby downer on her parade?
PlusâŚyouâd get to hang out with Toji and Nanami for another day; that alone has your stomach running laps right now. Not only did you have your feelings reciprocated by the two men within a single night and then some, but youâre now invited to stay another day and enjoy the weekend in their company. You can sense their gazes on you, awaiting your answer â your approval to spoil and please you for one more night. And what makes your heart skip into flips is that there would probably be more days and nights to deepen this relationship between you threeâŚ
So, with a heavy sigh, you slide your hand down your face.
ââŚCan we at least go get some spare clothes first?â

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guard: get in your cell
Me: you can't make me. You don't run this cell.
Guar: *rips off mask to reveal mitochondria* actually, I do