That Was So Surreal Actually - Tumblr Posts

now i'm imagining snow pulling a boris johnson and getting stuck on a zipline over the capitol

Listen. The Hunger Games - but they’re all English. Think about how funny that would be.

“I’ll fuckin shank ya bruv”

"I’ll chef you up fam”

"Oi, pussio, get back here"

"Piss off you bloody wanker"