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I'd say Billy would get regular black coffee with two sugars and 1 to 2 creams depending on how he's feeling, and a breakfast sandwich. Sausage, egg, and cheese on an english muffin. Prefers hot coffee.
Stu would NOT need coffee, and I personally feel like he wouldn't enjoy the taste of plain coffee so he would probably get a cappucino or latte or something so he can get his caffiene high as well as his sugar high to top off his usual wild behavior. Maybe a box of doughnut holes so he and Billy can split it. (He eats most of them because Billy isn’t always up for sweet things but will take maybe two or three). Doesn’t have a preference for hot or iced coffee.
Hannibal Lecter seems like the kind of guy to have an espresso. Can’t tell you why, he just gives me that vibe. Maybe it’s because it’s a lot of caffeine in a small portion and it seems fancy? Oh, and an omelet because health. Prefers hot coffee.
Having never seen Brahms’s movie I can only assume that he wouldn’t like coffee because of his childlike behaviors and tastes for things. You’d have better luck giving him tea. Maybe a fruity blend like berry tea? Paired with something sweet like maybe a fresh baked cookie or a berry scone or something. Probably prefers iced tea due to warm tea being a remedy for the ill.
If I had to bestow the plain and overused “black with two sugars” to anybody, it would probably be Freddy because he needed the energy and the taste would wake him right up. Doesn’t seem like the type of guy to eat breakfast to go with it in the morning to me. The hotter his coffee the better.
Michael’s guilty pleasure coffee is a pumpkin spice coffee, no cream and a single sugar. Also likes apple fritters or apple cinnamon doughnuts. Strangely enough isn’t a fan of pumpkin spice doughnuts. Don’t ask why, he won’t answer you. Prefers hot coffee.
Harry Warden is the type of guy who would drink plain black coffee. No sugar, no cream, just coffee. The man needs it to work down in those mines. It’s practically in his veins. Will have it accompanied with something easy to hold onto and eat quickly, like buttered toast. 100% prefers hot coffee.
Chucky seems like the kind of guy who would prefer to have more sugar than cream in his coffee. Maybe 3 sugars and 1 cream. He’d eat with it whatever Tiffany would make him, though would probably be more of a waffles than pancakes kind of a guy. Prefers hot coffee.
Tiffany is the type of woman who will have her iced mocha or iced caramel latte all year round. Snowy and cold outside? ICED. Hot as hell outside? ICED. Everything in between? ICED. Though if you’re able to do a half hot chocolate half coffee mixture she would be willing to drink that in the winter too. Takes it with some coffee cake or a muffin. (If you can’t tell, she prefers her coffee iced).
Bubba/Thomas doesn’t seem to be the kind of person who would like coffee to me. Much prefers a full breakfast with a glass of orange juice. He might like some lemon iced tea though, jury’s still out on that one. Prefers no coffee.
Jason likes the smell of coffee because it reminds him of his time at home. He might order a small cup of black coffee just so he can smell it, not drink it. Once it goes cold he throws it away and leaves. He won’t order any food to go with it, but if you give him a breakfast sandwich or a doughnut he’ll take them home and it’ll secretly make his day. Prefers hot coffee.
@bisexual-horror-fan
Ask and you shall receive.
Does anyone else have weird little headcanons? Like not usual ones? I do not drink coffee, cannot have caffeine, it totally makes me sick but I work in a coffee shop so I like to think about what different slashers would order, like what their usual coffee orders would be.
I'd say Billy would get regular black coffee with two sugars and 1 to 2 creams depending on how he's feeling, and a breakfast sandwich. Sausage, egg, and cheese on an english muffin. Prefers hot coffee.
Stu would NOT need coffee, and I personally feel like he wouldn't enjoy the taste of plain coffee so he would probably get a cappucino or latte or something so he can get his caffiene high as well as his sugar high to top off his usual wild behavior. Maybe a box of doughnut holes so he and Billy can split it. (He eats most of them because Billy isn’t always up for sweet things but will take maybe two or three). Doesn’t have a preference for hot or iced coffee.
Hannibal Lecter seems like the kind of guy to have an espresso. Can’t tell you why, he just gives me that vibe. Maybe it’s because it’s a lot of caffeine in a small portion and it seems fancy? Oh, and an omelet because health. Prefers hot coffee.
Having never seen Brahms’s movie I can only assume that he wouldn’t like coffee because of his childlike behaviors and tastes for things. You’d have better luck giving him tea. Maybe a fruity blend like berry tea? Paired with something sweet like maybe a fresh baked cookie or a berry scone or something. Probably prefers iced tea due to warm tea being a remedy for the ill.
If I had to bestow the plain and overused “black with two sugars” to anybody, it would probably be Freddy because he needed the energy and the taste would wake him right up. Doesn’t seem like the type of guy to eat breakfast to go with it in the morning to me. The hotter his coffee the better.
Michael’s guilty pleasure coffee is a pumpkin spice coffee, no cream and a single sugar. Also likes apple fritters or apple cinnamon doughnuts. Strangely enough isn’t a fan of pumpkin spice doughnuts. Don’t ask why, he won’t answer you. Prefers hot coffee.
Harry Warden is the type of guy who would drink plain black coffee. No sugar, no cream, just coffee. The man needs it to work down in those mines. It’s practically in his veins. Will have it accompanied with something easy to hold onto and eat quickly, like buttered toast. 100% prefers hot coffee.
Chucky seems like the kind of guy who would prefer to have more sugar than cream in his coffee. Maybe 3 sugars and 1 cream. He’d eat with it whatever Tiffany would make him, though would probably be more of a waffles than pancakes kind of a guy. Prefers hot coffee.
Tiffany is the type of woman who will have her iced mocha or iced caramel latte all year round. Snowy and cold outside? ICED. Hot as hell outside? ICED. Everything in between? ICED. Though if you’re able to do a half hot chocolate half coffee mixture she would be willing to drink that in the winter too. Takes it with some coffee cake or a muffin. (If you can’t tell, she prefers her coffee iced).
Bubba/Thomas doesn’t seem to be the kind of person who would like coffee to me. Much prefers a full breakfast with a glass of orange juice. He might like some lemon iced tea though, jury’s still out on that one. Prefers no coffee.
Jason likes the smell of coffee because it reminds him of his time at home. He might order a small cup of black coffee just so he can smell it, not drink it. Once it goes cold he throws it away and leaves. He won’t order any food to go with it, but if you give him a breakfast sandwich or a doughnut he’ll take them home and it’ll secretly make his day. Prefers hot coffee.
@bisexual-horror-fan
Ask and you shall receive.
Does anyone else have weird little headcanons? Like not usual ones? I do not drink coffee, cannot have caffeine, it totally makes me sick but I work in a coffee shop so I like to think about what different slashers would order, like what their usual coffee orders would be.
I'd say Billy would get regular black coffee with two sugars and 1 to 2 creams depending on how he's feeling, and a breakfast sandwich. Sausage, egg, and cheese on an english muffin. Prefers hot coffee.
Stu would NOT need coffee, and I personally feel like he wouldn't enjoy the taste of plain coffee so he would probably get a cappucino or latte or something so he can get his caffiene high as well as his sugar high to top off his usual wild behavior. Maybe a box of doughnut holes so he and Billy can split it. (He eats most of them because Billy isn’t always up for sweet things but will take maybe two or three). Doesn’t have a preference for hot or iced coffee.
Hannibal Lecter seems like the kind of guy to have an espresso. Can’t tell you why, he just gives me that vibe. Maybe it’s because it’s a lot of caffeine in a small portion and it seems fancy? Oh, and an omelet because health. Prefers hot coffee.
Having never seen Brahms’s movie I can only assume that he wouldn’t like coffee because of his childlike behaviors and tastes for things. You’d have better luck giving him tea. Maybe a fruity blend like berry tea? Paired with something sweet like maybe a fresh baked cookie or a berry scone or something. Probably prefers iced tea due to warm tea being a remedy for the ill.
If I had to bestow the plain and overused “black with two sugars” to anybody, it would probably be Freddy because he needed the energy and the taste would wake him right up. Doesn’t seem like the type of guy to eat breakfast to go with it in the morning to me. The hotter his coffee the better.
Michael’s guilty pleasure coffee is a pumpkin spice coffee, no cream and a single sugar. Also likes apple fritters or apple cinnamon doughnuts. Strangely enough isn’t a fan of pumpkin spice doughnuts. Don’t ask why, he won’t answer you. Prefers hot coffee.
Harry Warden is the type of guy who would drink plain black coffee. No sugar, no cream, just coffee. The man needs it to work down in those mines. It’s practically in his veins. Will have it accompanied with something easy to hold onto and eat quickly, like buttered toast. 100% prefers hot coffee.
Chucky seems like the kind of guy who would prefer to have more sugar than cream in his coffee. Maybe 3 sugars and 1 cream. He’d eat with it whatever Tiffany would make him, though would probably be more of a waffles than pancakes kind of a guy. Prefers hot coffee.
Tiffany is the type of woman who will have her iced mocha or iced caramel latte all year round. Snowy and cold outside? ICED. Hot as hell outside? ICED. Everything in between? ICED. Though if you’re able to do a half hot chocolate half coffee mixture she would be willing to drink that in the winter too. Takes it with some coffee cake or a muffin. (If you can’t tell, she prefers her coffee iced).
Bubba/Thomas doesn’t seem to be the kind of person who would like coffee to me. Much prefers a full breakfast with a glass of orange juice. He might like some lemon iced tea though, jury’s still out on that one. Prefers no coffee.
Jason likes the smell of coffee because it reminds him of his time at home. He might order a small cup of black coffee just so he can smell it, not drink it. Once it goes cold he throws it away and leaves. He won’t order any food to go with it, but if you give him a breakfast sandwich or a doughnut he’ll take them home and it’ll secretly make his day. Prefers hot coffee.
@bisexual-horror-fan
Ask and you shall receive.
Does anyone else have weird little headcanons? Like not usual ones? I do not drink coffee, cannot have caffeine, it totally makes me sick but I work in a coffee shop so I like to think about what different slashers would order, like what their usual coffee orders would be.