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LMFAAAOOOOOOOO

Making assumptions based of what creepy pasta you had a crush on back in the olden days: ( also some mention of nsfw stuff so if you don't fw that then please scroll)

𝐉𝐞𝐟𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐫:

HOW ORIGINAL

As someone who never liked Jeff (shocker ik) what did y'all see in him 😭

You don't have an ideal relationship with one of your parents

I feel like you thought you could "change" Him (and ik that majority of us thought this as kids but I'm gonna say it was especially common with y'all)

Now it really depends on which version of them you liked, if you liked Jeff from I eat pasta for breakfast then you most likely made your relationship with him lean into friends to lovers

Your 'I'm not like other girl's" Phase haunts you

You definitely are in an alternative subculture

𝐁𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧𝐞𝐝

Oh my days 💀

Look I'm just going to say this with a full chest but is there a chance you had a weird thing for the overly flirty male character that got zero bitches?

Because same-

You have read the same scenario of Ben in every fic (ben and reader play video games and then one of them distracted the other with a kiss 💀)

You definitely went on cleverbot

We're you also trying to show your friends the hot pretty big fan art of him and make sure they never saw his canon face

If you were more interested in the more realistic Ben drowned (moon children) then you we're desperately trying to find any content for it

you really just want an entp/estp boyfriend who acts like him, but ended up dating that one Reddit kid

𝐄𝐲𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐣𝐚𝐜𝐤:

where do I even begin 💀

Look ik I'm talking about the older times but ppl who write for jack today...yall are so 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

You either really liked the quiet version of him or the mean asshole version of him

If you could your younger self would hire a hitman after lazari and annie

Yeah that little obsession with the idea of mating didn't really stay so little did it (you like a/b/o)

Did someone say breeding kink 😍

𝐓𝐢𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐛𝐲:

So wild guess but do you need therapy?

Now I get that the whole "jeff fangirl" Shit was bad but y'all haven't seen a Toby fangirl..

your hate towards Clockwork was by far the most scary shit ever

You definitely wanted to be him AND be with him

I'm mainly referring to Toby from the original story rather then the hyper waffles Toby,because the mob would find you if you voiced your live for him romantically (by the mob I mean Toby x masky shippers)

I might do a part 2