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Mike Dugan is the Vice President of the Rick Tyler Protection Squad. After Beth ofc.

@chaoticbi-cheesecake and I have come to a very important understanding. If Mike doesn’t get Jakeem to make this wish by writing it on a piece of paper without any further context come season 3 then what’s the point:

“We wish you, the genie, to grant us please the following wish: Please immediately send Mr Matt Harris living in the Farmlands of Blue Valley Nebraska, USA, in this earth and dimension and not any other Blue Valley, to Sydney Australia, also of this earth and dimension, and timeline, this year in 2021 on a permanent work contract so he can have a lucrative career in nothing dangerous or outlandish or illegal but also not politics or television, so that he may be able to distance himself from his nephew, of the relation of his sister Wendi Harris and her husband Rex Tyler, while still providing enough financial assistance and legal requirements to fulfill all needs of his role as his guardian from abroad. This money is to be sent by e-transfer to the following bank account transit number 2020206039 belonging to Richard Tyler, the aforementioned nephew, not Richard Harris and please Yx do not let Matt Harris ever return to Blue Valley until Rick turns 25 years of age unless if it is an emergency in which he is the only male family member able to donate blood to Rick or any other medical issue of that matter such as bone marrow or kidneys. As a direct aftermath of this wish, we ask you, the genie, to have Richard Tyler, not Richard Harris, son of Rex Tyler, Hourman, of Blue Valley Nebraska USA, this earth, not any other Rick Tyler in any other place in this universe, to live under the legal care of and in the home of Patrick Dugan in their suburban home in Blue Valley Nebraska, USA, on this earth and no others, alongside Courtney Whittemore, Barbra Whitmore-Dugan, and Michael Dugan. Thank you.”