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MILD TMA SEASON 5 SPOILERS
living for Jon “I thought all poetry was bad” Sims being in his poetry arc.
TMA BLOOPERS
“make love to the microphone. make hate to the audience.”
this is exactly how this podcast works.
TMA SEASON 5 SPOILERS
“I spy with my little eye… literally everything.”
alternative title for this season: Sassy Man Apocalypse
get it? Apocalypse? cause they’re? okay i’ll see myself out.
“More cardigan than woman.”
me too, Gertrude. Me too.
a badass grandma with a pyromania streak that could 100% kick your ass? absolutely.
primary personality trait? cardigan.
MAG187 SPOILERS
HELEN OF THE DISTORTION, MY BELOVED. I WILL MISS YOU SO MUCH.
just one question
what is it with TMA and the word undulating??? i swear it’s in every other episode. and every fic i read seems to have it, too.
have we just silently agreed it’s a Word for TMA??
has anyone done this yet?? idk and idc, have whatever this is that my 5am brain cooked up.
TMA SEASON 5 SPOILERS
i want to draw the Martins in their little domain so badly but i don’t have the artistic ability required to do so 😭😭
like the image is there in my head, completely fleshed out and it looks BANGER but my hand cannot reproduce it properly.
tma artists, hmu if you want to draw the Martins in their domain together /hj
TMA SEASON 5 SPOILERA
should i be concerned that Martin’s domain in the apocalypse sounds… so nice? it’s so peaceful and gentle and obviously it’s scary but in a very… soft?? way??
it’s hard to describe, i just know if nap so hard there.
(i probably should be concerned but that’s for my new therapist to deconstruct, not me.)
so like…
Jared Hopworth, right???
MAG 197 SPOILERS
“Free will, she says. As we stand in the middle of her fucking web.” - Jon
once again, the sheer amount of SASS from him and Martin this season is unparalleled.
MAG 197 SPOILERS
Jon: I fucking hate The Web.
The Web: We’ve been manipulating you since you were 8 and quite literally planned this all out.
Jon: Well, shit.
im on the last three episodes of TMA…
i. am. terrified.
i already have a vague idea of the general concept of the ending but like… i refuse. just no. i humbly reject it. your honor, i object. that’s it. just no.
MAG 198 SPOILERS
the fact that Basira and Martin would much rather jump off a literal cliff than listen to Jon give a statement 😭😭
and Martin didn’t even WAIT for Basira to finish the countdown 💀
they have no right being this funny in the last. three. episodes.
Jon - 0
a literal cliff - 1
starting MAG 199…
my heart is legitimately racing.
Jon needs a damn drink and SO DO I.
MAG 199 SPOILERS
“So we’re seriously holding up “let Jon become god” as a legitimate option???”
YES. THAT SOUNDS MUCH BETTER.
Annabelle Cane in MAG 198 - “and you’ll survive.”
BULL-FUCKING-SHIT. ain’t NO WAY that Jonny and Alexander will let us be THAT happy.
MAG 199 SPOILERS
“You don’t have a responsibility to sacrifice yourself just to make everyone else’s lives a little bit easier!!” - Martin
Pot, meet Kettle.
that’s what the K stands for Martin “Kettle” Blackwood.
MAG 199 SPOILERS
Martin: we can save our world and doom thousands of others.
Georgie: or we can save thousands of others and contain the fears here, dooming ourselves.
Jon: or i can just kill everyone here faster and boom, no more impossible choice.
i cannot with this man.
MAG 199 SPOILERS
“Im going for a cigarette.”
Jon, sweetie, did you forget??
Smoking kills.
*queue Jonah Magnus with a metal pipe*
MAG 199 SPOILERS
GEORGIE TAKING THE LIGHTER. GEORGIE TAKING THE FUCKING LIGHTER.
i cannot handle this. this podcast is going to ruin me.