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Diversity win!!
The person being forced to do acts in a play by a spider is non binary!!
Think of Gwen Bouchard and how when the Magnus institue burnt down, Jonah had taken Elias already. I don’t quite know how they are related (brother, cousin, dad maybe??) but imagine your family member who is usually high as a kite and is the most ridiculous man you’ve ever met suddenly changes into this strange man who knows to much and has wrong eyes. I imagine her wondering what happened but not being able to know because I’m guessing he’s dead in this universe?? But also, what’s up with the institute in this universe?? It seems to have taken kids like Gerry and maybe Sam?? This universe is confusing and I can’t wait for more !!
“I’m straight.” “I’m gay” okay…? And I’m the archive?? I am the king of a ruined world??
Me and my friend made a horrid creation called a fear sandwich, each ingredient is based of a tma fear.
1. The end: the bread, specifically the butt end of the bread that had been slightly burnt by the manufacturer.
2. The fleash: some kind of mystery meat. A horrid combination of a bunch of different meats.
3. The slaughter: a nother meat, but it has metal shavings in it.
4. The hunt: a mixed greens but it's poison ivy and grass. (With a bit of blood on it)
5. The desolation: a REALLY hot sauce, like inhumanely spicy.
6. The buried: an entire truffle. Dirt and all.
7. The dark: just squid ink. Way more than is necessary.
8. The lonely: a single very sweet pickle that does not go well with the rest of the sandwich.
9. The vast: a thousand island dressing that is actually just salt water. It's also really cold.
10. The corruption: very moldy cheese, it's just all mold, with maggots in the senter, as a suprise.
11. The eye: one of those toothpicks that goes through the sandwich holding it together. It also has a little olive with the capsicum in the middle of it on top. (The olive is uncomfortably moist)
12. The spiral: a very strangely cut onion that doesn't even really taste like onion, but you can't tell exactly what it tastes like, so you just sit there in mild confusion and terror of what you just ate.
13. The stranger: a sausage that you think is normal meat but is actually a vegan sausage.
14. The extinction: a very rare very endangered animal filled with micro plastics.
15. The web: what looks to be sesame seeds on the bread, but are actually very small spider eggs. (It's a delicacy in some places, it would be rude not to have it)
A million notes and I will attempt to make it. (Please don't I don't want to make this. I don't even know where to get half of these ingredients)
Me: it is what it is ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The Throat of Delusion Incarnate, shaking and crying violently: No! It!! Isnt!!!
New Lonelyeyes headcanon
Elias Bushard and Peter Lukas are on record as the first gay divorce in the UK.
saw this meme on twitter and made this as fast as possible
art block is unforgiving so i keep making non-stop shitposts (because that’s the only thing i’m willing to draw)
i used dan hentschel’s youtube thumbnails for reference by the way
+ happy pride
ceaseless watcher divide 0 by 0
“jane prentiss was texting jon through martins phone” ELABORATE ON THAT..
This post was made for me in a way that man made horrors are made beyond my comprehension
based on that one 1800-Contacts commercial
Mar’in got eh gun frum wahlmart. EliAss won’t know Wut hit im.
The Magnus archives but better
feat. @mossiistars, @fox-guardian, @streetlight-halo, and mossii’s friend
Avatars of different tma fears reactions when being faced with the question “would you still love me if I was a worm?”:
The Eye: “I’d put you in a little enclosure for safe keeping. Probably take notes on you.”
The Lonely: “absolutely not.”
The Web: “why of course I would!.” [lying]
The Spiral: “but you are a worm? You always have been one. How could you have forgotten? You are so silly!”
The Spiral: “but you are a worm? You always have been one. How could you have forgotten? You are so silly! No I’m sure I haven’t said that before...”
The Corruption: “if you were a worm I would marry you on the spot!”
The Buried: “yes, but I’d probably put you back in the dirt where you belong.”
The Hunt: “no, I’d use you as bait.”
The Slaughter: “I’d put you in a blender just to watch as you get ripped into tiny worm shreds.”
The Flesh: “well with how ugly you are you might as well already be a worm.”
The Vast: “I’d probably step on you on by accident, woops lol.”
The Dark: “as long as I don’t have to look at you then sure.”
The Stranger: “why of course! You would be so much easier to dissect at that size!”
The Desolation: “nahhh I’d probably use a magnifying glass to set you on fire to be honest.”
The End: “sure why not, you’ll die eventually anyway. You being a worm would just hasten that fact.”
Someone should make all the Michaels in tma kiss.
Annabelle Cane be like head empty, only webs
You’ve heard of Sexually Transmitted Diseases, now there’s Sexually Transmitted Worms!
You are. Absolutely right omg.
As a former AVID Harry Potter fan, I have no clue. Like I guess Dumbledore and Hermione could be the eye?? But that feels so lame. The Weasleys could totally be a spidery webby family though [?]
I was thinking about the lack of character development in the Harry Potter (as one does) and how bc of that it would be really hard to assign fears to these characters
Cuz like any other media you think of a character and you're like oh (insert fear or two) vibes
Even thinking in fanon standards it's kinda hard. Like you get an idea of what they would be but it feels forced dosen't it?
In a library/archive? Check.
Denying that there’s anything special about him until called out by the main character(s)? Check.
Weird level of control over everyone else in the library/archive? Check.
Flair? Oh absolutely.
Essentially it’s because they’re the same person.
Why do half the Elias designs look like Sherman from Love Handle (the Phineas and Ferb band)
So I finished TMA a couple of days ago and this is how I’m coping: by making this
yeah
Enjoy this while I go [EXTENDED SOUNDS OF BRUTAL PIPE MURDER] myself