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MPGIS FANDOM IS STILL ALIVE???? I'M FUCKING HERE FOR IT
have these doodles lmfaooo and if u cant tell I love drawing Mack
ref on the last pic is this
Who the fuck are you?
You made me believe in something, and that something was I am awesome, and everyone else sucks nuts!
Do you know what these are, Ashley Katchadorian?! These are a little girl’s arms. A little girl with dreams, with legs, with a head. She’s a pencil. She’s a swizzle stick. You can use her as a pool noodle. And now I’m holding up her arms! Arms! I’m holding them because you weren’t watching the door!
I want my revenge, and I want it now! Now! I want my revenge! I want my revenge! I want my revenge!
She’s Mackenzie Zales. Duh. Head cheerleader, home-coming queen, part time model.
Do you think anyone will notice I’m bald?
There are only two things I care about in this world. One of them is the cheer squad and the other is the career of Ben Affleck.
Who got me? The three tostadas that I had for lunch? Yes they got me, they got me bad. It did not help that they were made with coleslaw instead of lettuce.
You bitches better watch the way that you’re talking, because I got no problem fucking your dads and breaking up your family.
“Mackenzie Zales, head cheerleader, homecoming queen, part time motherfucking model!”
“Fuck you Saison-Margarite. Fuck you, fuck your boyfriend, and the fucking fetus that’s growing inside of the disease-ridden void that you call a goddamn womb!”
“And me, I’m Ben Affleck. I’m Ben Affleck and I’m holding two fucking girls’ arms.”
“Have fun smelling my poops, bitches!”
“It is an honor to carry the…how you say…baby of the man you love.”
“I heard you were calling me a fucking liar!”
“So…am I to understand you currently don’t have a mistress?”
So... about that new Ken ad
So I watched the new Ken-centric ad on the Barbie Youtube Channel and I actually really adore it. It’s so sweet on wholesome. There is just one little thing I couldn’t help but notice…
.. the fact that the lack of articulation forces them to hold their phones like THAT. Obviously I knew that, it’s just hilarious to see it displayed so clearly (and awkwardly) on Barbie’s official channel. 😂
I also couldn’t help but think of this:
