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oh oh OH this was such a cute chapter eek!!!

heejin’s comment about the reverse harem had me snorting my cup of milk let’s rock and roll

their interaction is just so lovely and im so glad they’re friiiiiends i need more heejin in my life 🥰

this whole project idea is SO CUTE so many suchwita vibes 😂 (ella did it first change my mind hybe 😤) and baby seems like a natural at it!!! maybe talk show host is in in her future ☺️

YOONGI MY LOVE 🥹 i would kill to see what that voice memo said also all of them supporting the project in their own ways 😭😭 my heart is in pieces (seven to be exact)

um the GRAPES 🫢

that’s it no words ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Little do You Know | OT7 | Ninety Six

Pair: Bangtan (ot7) x f!reader 

Summary: In a world where idols and actors can’t date, whether it be because of contracts, lack of time, or the dangers that involve having your personal life leaked, the market opened up for a new work field. Playmate Agencies emerged to supply the entertainment world with highly trained companions for hire. Bangtan is looking for new playmates. And you just happen to be the one all of them choose. 

Genre: Fluff, angst, smut, playmate au, idol au. 

Chapter warnings: It’s project time! We have a special guest <3 

WC: 4k

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“Tell me again why you can't keep Jack?” Jungkook was saying as he walked into your bedroom. 

You didn’t think your apartment had ever been as busy as it was today. You were finally filming your final project for the HYBE Summer Program; that could end up granting you and your two teammates an internship at the company. You were very excited about it and you knew your idea was a good one. 

Now all you needed was a good execution. 

Your project idea was a webseries, where the presenter would interview idols, celebrities and actors in different settings; doing fun things like driving around town, indoor rock climbing, a yoga class, etc. You weren’t about to film a whole series for it, but you wanted to hand in a pilot episode as your final project. 

Which is where your friends came in. 

Heejin was taking care of hair and makeup, Doyun was your set producer, and Jungkook would be your filming director for the day. Sumni and Woojin, your teammates, would be responsible for overlooking the whole thing, as well as editing. You would be the host of the show and executive producer. 

On the one hand you were very excited and you knew you would have fun. But on the other side of the coin, there were the nerves about doing a good enough job that would grant you a position to work for HYBE again. 

As you were sitting on a chair inside your bedroom, Heejin took care of the finishing touches of your makeup. While you could have done it yourself, she had years of experience in what looked good on camera, which products to use to make sure your skin looked smooth, and how to bring evidence to things like your cheekbones, eyes and lips. 

“Six dogs and Jimin's allergies.” you answered your boyfriend, another one to fall for your foster cat’s charms. 

“Right. Well, Jimin could just take shots every two weeks and the dogs would get used to him.” Jungkook pouted, and you really wanted to tell him you also had a bunny. 

“You think Yeontan would get used to a cat?” you mused, getting your hand mirror to admire Heejin’s work. 

“Okay well, maybe Tae hyung doesn’t move in with us–”

“Heyyyy. If I'm moving in with any of you, I want the seven there.” you stated with a pout of your own. 

Your friend let out a small chuckle that made you look at her in question. “This should be so weird.”

“What?” you frowned.

“You and your reverse harem.”

“Oh, yeah I don't even notice it anymore.” you giggled, giving her a thumbs up about your pretty makeup. “Does it make you uncomfortable?”

You closed your eyes as your friend misted your face with the setting spray to make sure everything stayed in place, using your RJ hand fan to make it dry faster. 

“Nah, I've been calling it for ages now.” you heard Heejin say. “Ever since you started working for them.”

“Actually, I'm pretty sure you thought I was sleeping with Doyun.”

“Oh. Yeah, that was clearly a lapse of judgment. But I mean, it's not like he didn't try–”

“Thank you!!!” Jungkook was butting in on the conversation.

“Don’t start! We're all happy and committed now.” you were saying as you got up from the chair to change your regular clothes for a fancier set good enough to be on a hypothetical YouTube channel. You didn’t mind changing in front of Heejin, even less in front of your boyfriend. “Doyung has his new girlfriend and I have all of your annoying asses.”

“Yup, just me being forever single.” Heejin lamented.

Your outfit choice for today was made of a few pieces you already had in your closet, but never wore before. Back in the day these used to be your kind of work clothes, when you had to wear big names and be put together when being seen with idols.  

The top was a white cropped, short sleeved, button down by Chanel. The skit was a black Louis Vuitton piece you had been gifted right before your trip to Los Angeles with the boys last year. Your shoulders were covered, but you didn’t mind showing your legs and a little bit of midriff between where your shirt ended and your skirt started. 

A look appropriate enough for most audiences.

“Do you want me to hook you up with Woojin? He was basically drooling for you.” you asked Heejin as you sat down to put on your socks and Prada boots. 

“Nah, I like oppas. You're the one who likes to be called noona.”

“Kook is the only one who calls me noona, Jimin and Tae never did.” you said, watching as your youngest boyfriend had pink cheeks for being called out. 

“You also don't call the others oppa, just Jin hyung.” Jungkook told you, nibbling on his lip ring. 

“That’s because he's my only oppa.” you wiggled your eyebrows suggestively. 

Once you were all ready, hair fluffed and makeup spotless, Heejing excused herself from your room, leaving you alone with Jungkook. The boy was still nibbling on his lip, looking everywhere on your body but your face. 

“Yes?” you giggled, walking to him. 

“You look like an idol.” he told you, hand resting on the small of your back. 

“Yeah? Like… IU?” you teased and he rolled his eyes. “I know she’s your ideal type, maybe I wanted to look like her for today.” 

You didn’t look like IU, and your clothes might be a bit too revealing for her too, but you still wanted to tease your boyfriend. 

“She was my ideal type.” Jungkook said as he pulled you closer to him. “But then I met you and it was over for her. For anyone else.” 

“Good answer.” 

You grinned but escaped his puckering lips as he tried to kiss you; it made him pout harder, but it was almost show time and Heejin wasn’t afraid of telling you off for messing up your lipstick. 

“Unnie, our guest is coming up and Woojin is freaking out–” Sumni was calling for you, head popping up on your bedroom door. 

“I’m coming, tell him to breathe.” 

You squeezed Jungkook’s shoulder and he let go of you. The two of you followed Sumni into the living room and kitchen of your apartment. 

Doyun had done a very good job of turning your kitchen into a mini-studio; the big dining table was where you would be filming today, all kinds of condiments, as well as two portable cooktops organized on top of it. Behind where you’d be standing, there was a fake wall to cover your many cabinets, and a neon sign –that actually lit up– with the words The Yn Show in bright purple. 

Everything felt so much like the real deal you could actually post this online and see what happens. You wouldn’t, for legal reasons, but you could. 

Jungkook and Doyun helped you strap the microphone to your clothes and the mic pack to your back. 

“Okay, where did you get these from?” you asked both boys, since it looked too professional to be the kind you found in tech stores, which were the only ones you had a budget for. 

“Uh. Taehyungie hyung pulled a Tata Mic face on the staff and got these from the RUN producers.” Jungkook explained sheepishly. 

“He did what?” 

You didn’t have time to properly nag him about the proportions this was already taking, when a voice you knew well was coming from the hallway of the apartment. Your guest had arrived and Heejin was already putting the mic pack and microphone to her clothes, just like yours. 

“Oh my god, there you are!” Jessi was jumping and rushing to you as soon as she was cleared by Heejin. 

“Hiiiiii.” you squealed, accepting her hug. “Thank you so much for doing this, I owe you one, big time.” 

“Go out clubbing with me again and we’re even.” she said as you looked each other over, like good friends who hadn’t seen each other in a long while. 

“Weren’t we at a party, like, three days ago?!” 

“It doesn’t count, you were surrounded by your men.” she hushed, but Jungkook still heard it and let out a small huff. 

You had seen Jessi at Hoseok’s launch party, which was when you invited her to be the guest for your pilot project. She said yes immediately, sending a text to her manager and getting the approval almost immediately. The fact that not many people would end up seeing this recording was the main reason why it was so easy in the first place, but you counted your blessings that your friend was allowed to do this favor for you.

While you quickly got caught up with each other, everyone around you was doing their jobs. It felt a little weird to just be standing there while Jungkook checked the cameras, Woojin tested the audio and Sumni moved a couple things on the table. But you've been up all night doing research, watching interviews and coming up with interesting questions that wouldn't make your guest uncomfortable and would still be entertaining for your hypothetical audience.

"Ready when you are, tokki." Jungkook let you know, with a headset over his ears, standing behind a monitor where he could see the view from all of the strategically placed cameras. 

"Thank you, bun. I think we're all good to go." 

You looked around the room, where everything seemed to be in the right spot. Sumni offered a water bottle to Jessi while you moved to your spot behind the table, checking the small tape on the floor that showed you where you should stand to greet your guest. 

The ring lights and softboxes were a little blinding, but you had to ignore them for the sake of good lighting on the video. Jungkook counted to three and clapped to sync the audio, so you knew it was your cue to start.

"Annyeonghaseyo, yeorobun. Welcome to the first episode of The Yn Show." you waved and smiled for the main camera, swallowing the small lump on your throat. "I'm your host and I hope we'll have some fun together for the next hour. Please help me introduce our first guest! Jessi!" 

Crowd participation –from your team behind the camera– was the way you found for this whole thing to not be awkward, and it should also make the audience feel closer to you and your guest.

With the enthusiastic claps and whoops from everyone around, Jessi walked to you and hugged you again, as if it was the first time she was seeing you tonight. 

"Hi, everyoneeee." the woman stood next to you and bowed to everyone behind the cameras and waved. 

"Thank you so much for coming here. Are you excited?" you asked in that entertainment voice you found when being a guest at the RUN BTS episode. 

"Yes, I'm very curious about all this. Are we cooking? I'm a horrible cook."

"Ah, well, you won't have trouble cooking this, we're making ramen." you told your guest, hands resting on top of the table. You reached for a pack of ramen from the little pile in the middle of the table, where the first of many product placements was prepared for today. "But not just any ramen, this is Jin Ramyun. And thank you to Otoogi for sponsoring today’s episode!” 

The ramen brand wasn’t actually sponsoring this fake pilot, of course, it was all for the project, as you had to pretend this was a real thing. 

Seokjin was actually Otoogi’s newest endorsement model for Jin Ramyun and even recorded an AD that would air at some point in october. As their newest partner, your oldest boyfriend had access to a lifetime supply of the ramen, which meant he went around giving whole boxes of the noodles to you, the other boys and his family. That was actually what made you decide the theme for the pilot, and what you and Jessi would cook.

“I see we have two stoves here, so this is a competition?” the woman was saying next to you, hands on her hips as she examined the content on top of the table. “

“Yes, so, we both have the same ingredients, we can do whatever we want, but we’re only allowed to use one pot.” you explained as you lifted a pan to show the audience it was empty. “When we’re done, everyone will taste it and decide which one is better.”

“Okay, so your whole team will try it? Gee, I guess who will win!” 

“Nah, everyone knows not to be biased!” you laughed at her squinting. “Besides, your manager is here too!”

“Yah, he likes you more than he likes me, it still doesn’t make it fair.” 

You shook your head, but as Jessi started looking around to get with the cooking, so did you. While she went straight for the water bottle, you took a bit of garlic paste with a drop of olive oil to your pan. The heat was on low, while your friend eyed yours in outrage; most likely comparing both of your techniques. 

“We’ve known each other for a few years, haven’t we?” you spoke. This wouldn’t be as interesting if you didn’t carry on with the interview portion of the project.

“Is it three years now? We worked together in the past.” Jessi said as she stared at her water boiling, and you threw in pieces of pork belly to fry with the crispy garlic.

“Well, I worked for you. We caused trouble together.” you corrected her. 

“Same thing, come on!” the woman laughed, placing a hand on your shoulder and staring straight into the camera as she said: “No but really, this girl has seen me in so many compromising situations I don’t even know why I’m here today.”

You giggled, because that was one hundred percent true. “Maybe we should tell our viewers some of those–”

“Nooooo, oh my god!” Jessi was laughing again, waving her hands in the air to stop you. “Or I’ll tell your boyfriend, the cutie behind the camera, stories about you too!” 

“Okay, changing the subject!”

You didn’t really introduce Jungkook to Jessi as your boyfriend, but you didn’t think there was a single person in the Jack in The Box party that didn’t know you were dating all seven Bangtan members. It’s not like you hid it either, kissing all –but Yoongi, who wasn’t there– without a worry about who could see it. 

As Jessi’s water started to boil and she cracked an egg into it, you took your fried pork belly and garlic and placed it on a little dish to the side, only now adding some water to boil. As you waited for it, you continued with the interview:

“You go to a lot of variety shows, right?”

“Uh huh.” she nodded while staring at her egg, moving it slowly with her pair of chopsticks.

“So you must get a lot of the same questions.”

“I do, yeah.”

“Well, I’ve been watching those variety shows so I wouldn’t ask you all of the same, but I did get to an interesting interview.” you stated, getting an iPad from Sumni. “Shall we watch this?”

“I know that look!” Jessi’s perfectly done eyebrows raised on her face and she looked at the camera again. “This look…. This look right here, you know you’re in trouble when she looks at you like this.”

You had an amused smile on your face as you unlocked the device, finding the video in question already loaded and ready to play. You knew Woojin would add the video during the editing portion of it, so you didn’t need to turn it to the camera. 

Jessi’s eyes widened as the video started. 

“Who’s your ideal type? Could you come up with your celeb crush?” the Jessi on the video read a question card. 

‘The one who Jessi is into?’ were the words added on the edit as the woman thought about it. 

The real version of Jessi was trying to hide behind you as she knew exactly what was coming. 

“He’s so cool. There’s a guy I thought so.” video-Jessi was saying. She seemed more than a little embarrassed by admitting: “One of the BTS members.” 

“BTS?” the host in the video asked as your friend grew shy and tried to hide behind the question cards. 

“But I can’t tell this, no, no. Fans are gonna get mad at me.” after a few cuts of the camera, she finally said: “This guy, recently he became manly–”

“Jungkook!” the host guessed and the woman blushed and burst into a fit of giggles. 

“Please listen to me! He became a manly man–”

You stopped the video when Jessi was hiding behind you completely, squealing and laughing from embarrassment. You knew it wasn’t fair to make her watch this while Jungkook was actually standing right there. Your friend and ex-client –who you worked for as a playmate– had a crush on your boyfriend in the past. 

“Oh my gooooood!” Jessi was red in the face when you moved to the side so she wouldn’t be hiding from the camera anymore. 

“I know Jungkook, you know? I could introduce you to him.” you teased, since the camera couldn’t see Jungkook was near and as red in the face as the girl. 

“Stoooooop!!! Save me, manager-nim! I regret this already!” 

“Noona’s ramen was better than yours, hyung.” Jungkook told Seokjin, who scoffed. 

“I’m the one who taught her that recipe in the first place!” Jin justified. 

You had half a mind to listen to your two boyfriends bickering about who could cook a better ramen. You were too stunned by the fact Min Yoongi, SUGA of BTS, one of the most sought out producers in the world, had created an original soundtrack for your pilot. 

Surely he –much like your other boyfriends who got involved in this project– had an ulterior motive. If you did well and your project was good enough, you’d get an internship and start working for HYBE again; indirectly working with them again. 

But regardless of that, it did make you a little emotional how Yoongi kept helping you time and time again, without you even asking him for anything. And the song was so cool too! You could definitely hear Yoongi’s style in the instrumental you knew was him playing, and the organic sounds he liked to add to his songs so much. It reminded you of the BTS In The Seom track a little bit, but a little more mature. 

You texted the song to the group chat you shared with Woojin and Sumni, telling them to add it to the video, but leaving out the small detail that Yoongi had been the one to create it. While you didn’t really hide Jungkook from them today, and you had a feeling you could trust them, you would always have that little bit of doubt and suspicion that made you second guess people’s intentions. 

“When can we feed him treats again?” Seokjin was the one to ask you, as the subject apparently changed from ramen recipes to the cat leisurely laying on the bed of the guest bedroom. 

“Sorry, oppa, Kookie already gave Jack all of the treats he can have today.” 

The three of you, plus the black cat, were in Jack’s bedroom –aka your extra room–. It made you happy to see how the kitty had gotten used to people and the space pretty fast. He was still confined to the one room, but with the shooting today, and the many pieces of equipment you were yet to put away, you didn’t want him wandering around and risking getting hurt or breaking something. 

Jungkook was sitting on the floor, investigating one of the many toys you had bought for the cat that wasn’t even yours, and you and Seokjin were sitting side by side on top of the bed. Every now and then Jack would move his ears or lift his head when he heard something interesting, but otherwise he remained lazy and relaxed. 

“You can feed me grapes, though.” you said, head pointing to the plate with chunky green grapes Jin had brought from his family’s farm. 

“That’s even better.” 

Seokjin plucked a juicy grape from the stem and brought it to your lips. You only parted them slightly, not wide enough for the fruit to just slip in. This was Kim-oral-fixation-Seokjin, you couldn’t just eat it! 

And of course your boyfriend appreciated it. 

Jin dragged the fruit on your lips, eyes stuck to the way the tip of your tongue slipped out just a smidge to lick not only the grape but the tips of his fingers too. He groaned as his gaze searched for yours and found your eyes staring deeply into his. 

“Can we share it, sweetheart?” he asked in a low voice and you nodded. 

Your boyfriend brought the grape to his mouth, holding it between his teeth. All you had to do was lean in a little more so your lips could wrap around the fruit Jin was holding in his mouth and give it, and his plush lips, a little suck. You bit half of the grape, the sweet juice invading your mouth as a few drops dribbled down your chin. 

When your half of the grape fell into your mouth and the same happened to Jin’s half, his hand held you in place by the back of your neck and he kissed you. Your tongues moved together in a slow dance, the pieces of grape going along with it. Jin was the first to bite his and you could taste it a lot stronger, sucking the juices and swallowing with a little hum. The man sucked on your bottom lip as you finally chewed on your piece of the grape. 

“Fucking hell.” Jungkook was the one to break your trance. “I want a grape too.” 

Before you could say anything, the younger man was already climbing on the bed in a haste that made Jack run off and Jin complain about scaring the cat. But Jungkook was a man on a mission, popping a grape into his mouth and jumping you. 

His body laid on top of yours, until your back was against the mattress and his narrow hips were slotted between your thighs. When Jungkook kissed you, there was no trace of the grape anymore, you could barely taste it on his tongue, but it didn’t mean you didn’t enjoy it just as much. 

Your hands tangled into his hair and you pulled on the dark strands to make him slow down his desperation. It only made Jungkook groan into your mouth and roll his hips into yours. 

That’s when you knew it was time to stop. 

“Kook.” your voice carried a warning, not a whine, so he pulled away from you with blown out eyes. “We can’t.” 

“Are you really holding out on us?” he pouted, big doe eyes trying to melt you into a puddle. You only managed to nod. “But you love it when I fuck you.” 

Your eyes wanted to roll and your body was already responding to his proximity and lewd words. 

“Jungkook.” Seokjin was the one calling for the maknae. “Don’t push it, she said no.” 

Albeit distraught, Jungkook obeyed the hyung and pushed off of you with the biggest pout on his pretty lips and all you wanted to do was to suck on his lip ring. But you couldn’t; not without wanting more. 

And wanting more right now meant being in pain. 

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