The Second One Is Really Fun Actually Because It Annoys Them But I Do Have A Lot Of Thoughts About The Zombie Apocalypse - Tumblr Posts

So I do my best to get out of political conversations and here's some of the tactics I've used if you ever need them

1: Bring up the illuminati (do not do this if they actually believe in the illuminati trust me)

2: Bring up the zombie apocalypse (maze runner also works like basically any dystopian type shit)

3: space out (Accidentally or purposely it doesn't really matter)

4: Change the subject (this one is difficult because they may call you out on it)

5: A mix of 3 and 4, space out completely forgetting what you were talking about and change the subject (yes this was an accident but it surprised/confused them enough that it worked wonders)

6: just laugh at everything they say (this one can get them super mad be careful)

7: keep checking your phone (basically just act like you have somewhere to be)

8: go to the bathroom

9: cry and beg for mercy

If anyone has any other tactics feel free to add them