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i’m,,,,god,,,,erika and their geese is so hot,,,i’m living for it,,,holy fuck

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Dimension 20 (Web Series) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Ostentatia Wallace/Penny Luckstone Characters: Ostentatia Wallace, Penny Luckstone Additional Tags: Safe Sane and Consensual, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Porn, Does Porn with Context exist as a tag yet, Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Gods & Goddesses, Penny is a Halfling Goddess, Vaguely Religious, Body Worship, Lesbian Sex, Oral Sex, Vaginal Fingering, Inappropriate Use of Mage Hand Spell (Dungeons & Dragons), Mage Hand Spell (Dungeons & Dragons), Body Hair, First Time, Loss of Virginity, possible ooc, everyone is 18+, Aged-Up Character(s), Ostentatia is 18 and Penny is 19 in this fic, Canon Compliant, i think???, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, I Don't Even Know, I Will Go Down With This Ship, Title from a Hozier Song, they're lesbians it had to happen im sorry sldgkhsdglhk, Mentions of the other seven maidens, Mentions of the bad kids, Dwarvish is Italian, Dirty Talk, Crushes, One Shot, Kissing, Girls Kissing, Hickeys, Sex, Vaginal Sex Summary:

“When people pray…what do they say? How do they do that?” It bubbles up and out of her, this dark, ugly fear that stained and ruined her last divine relationship. “I don’t know, this is stupid. You don’t gotta answer.”

“It’s not stupid.” Penny’s voice is firm, a tone that compels Ostentatia to obey, to believe, a divine commandment issued by a voice that’s soft as gold. “Are you asking how people pray, in general? Or…” There’s a pause, nervous shifting atop the bed that makes Ostentatia’s eyes flick upwards. And it’s like she’s seen the light, literally, because through some miracle the light coming through the sheer fabric of her canopy turns Penny’s brown hair into a brassy halo; her cheeks are flushed all the way to the tips of her ears, eyes blown wide and full of emotions that make heat begin to pool in Ostentatia’s belly. “Are you asking how I want you to wor—pray—to me?”

rekha is so cute,,,her little dance at the beginning during antiope’s recap,,,beautiful. amazing. the seven maidens’ cast is all so, so beautiful and i’m so happy we get to see it

erika and their geese,,,,lord,,,they’re so beautiful,,,ethereal,,,if erika looked at me after i told them they failed the concentration check i would simply die and give them their geese back

“THIS IS FOR LOOKING AT CINNAMON WRONG” katja cleaver my beloved

“just as gandalf once said--get to the chopper”

izzy singing “we’re so stupid” was so cute,,,she’s so fun,,,and BECCA BEING SO INVESTED IN HER FLOW CHART LMFAOOOO,,,WHAT A PENNY THING TO DO,,,I LOVE HER SO MUCH

“you can never break the bond between a girl and her horse” MA’AM,,,REKHA,,,PLEASE I ALREADY HAVE BACK PAIN IF YOU KEEP THIS UP MY SIDES WILL BE ACHING AS WELL,,,LORD,,,SHE’S SO FUNNY

every interaction between the maidens and their horses brings me so much life,,,,

the fall of sam nightingale omg,,,,

i bet the moment lola got the footage of sam’s fall she immediately started preparing the pr campaign and figuring out how to get sam on the cover of the next cig (sig??) fig’s album 

becca feeling the rogue “i want to stab something” is so good,,,i too, whenever i play a rogue, am filled with the undeniable urge to stab something

PENNY USING HER BONUS ACTION TO HYPE UP SAM AND TELL HER HOW HOT SHE LOOKED FALLING,,,WE LOVE GIRLS SUPPORTING GIRLS

“penny remember--horseshoes are lucky and you have four” KATJA CLEAVER MY BELOVED

everyone fucking loosing their shit at rekha wanting to beat up the displacer beast using it’s tentacles is so funny,,,,god,,,rekha is so funny

becca’s picture of the harpy queen holding penny is so cute omg,,,

finally finishing episode 4 alskdghsldkhsdlkghlkh lord,,,combat episodes are fun,,,i need to like sit and rewatch the seven because i’m like,,,”who are you, what’s going on” alskdhgldshkg

“that’s one difference between you and a horse--i would never hurt a horse” katja cleaver my beloved

penny just wanting to talk to her friends during combat and planning the slumber party afterwards,,,my sweet girl i love her

HI THE SEVEN MAIDENS MAKING SCRAPBOOKS TOGETHER OF THEIR ADVENTURES AND STUFF,,,SO CUTE