The Universe Is On My Side - Tumblr Posts

I think the universe is out to get me. I tried to go to the mall yesterday but threw up in the basement of my university's dining hall instead.

After that, my purse broke. My roommate and I stared at each other in silence for a solid 30 seconds before they said "let's just... Go home."

Anyways apparently someone got mugged by the mall that day so maybe the universe did me a favor.