Them Having A Kid And Teaching Them How 2 Shoot Safely. They R Soooo - Tumblr Posts

Okay so hear me out.

Supervillain actually married power couple erivris AU.

-Eridan being a master marksman with lots of cool shooting toys with maybe some latent energy shooting abilities when focused through a wand.

-Vriska has her mind control while also being an extremely dab hand at building doomsday devices.

-Couple disputes that end up causing havoc in the city which usually end with them making up, making out, and then blasting their way out to make a getaway from the responding heroes.

-Eridan always telling Vriska to keep her pet mutated spiders out of their room while Vriska responds by telling him not to leave bullets and shitty broken wands lying around to be stepped on like wayward legos.

-Constantly stealing things for each other, or doing each other favors like laying out traps for each other’s arch rivals so they can be dealt with. Placing an ironic bow atop whichever given hero’s head it is optional.

-The ability to make overdramatic Team Rocket style introductions when heroes come a calling.

-That kind of awkward but also kind of enticing open flirting and innuendos they do with each other while they’re in the middle of gloating about their latest plans.

-Patching each other up after fights against heroes, whether won or lost; also breaking each other out of prison at the first possible opportunity complete with dramatic kiss and gloating before getting away.

-Will stop in the middle of interrogating a prisoner to force said prisoner to praise their child’s drawing that they just brought them because they definitely have a kid.

-Said kid is taught early in life how to properly shoot a high tech rifle (with all the safety precautions) and how to incapacitate someone bigger than themselves.