These Two Being Absolute Menaces As Kids - Tumblr Posts
1 year ago
no but roman being so used to mary and how she operates that he's the one person she hasn't yet managed to pickpocket successfully, he ALWAYS catches her and it makes her so feral asklaldka
WOULD HE EVER!!! I'm so sorry for the late reply but this headcanon right here?? It's perfect and absolutely true, Mary being such a conniving little shit who can pickpocket just about anyone EXCEPT him. He knows what you're like, Mary. Go ahead and flutter those baby blue peepers all you want, you ain't getting shit from him. Bet it would be a fun little game between them though, keeping each other on their toes so to say.
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okay but…..
This is as perfect as it is hilarious
Mary being so fucking feral bc she got SO close this time but NOPE
Caught again and he's like girl pls
You taught ME how to pickpocket I've seen you do it from the beginning bitch
Back when we were both the same height and shit
These two being absolute menaces as kids
And people just couldn't believe it bc they looked so innocent
Good little girls
Until they weren't any longer
Roman would be a dick and let her think she's almost won then grabs her like the asshole he is
So sorry this was late again but I swear every time I looked at this I kept fucking laughing
Mary and Roman shenanighans are the best <3