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studying natural disasters in a place that doesn't have them on the same scale be like

🇫🇷: lol earthquakes couldn't be me

me, a washingtonian who lives near five active volcanoes: do you wanna hear abt that one time a few years ago when -

🇫🇷: *realizes mistake* nO IM SORRY I FORGOT YOU WERE BORN IN HELL

me:

me: oh you think *washington's* hell?

me: leMME TELL U BOUT A LIL PLACE CALLED yELLoWSTOnE naTIoNaL PArK

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"the nearest volcano to my town back home could probably sink the place if it wanted"

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🇫🇷friend🥐: so your school has to do drills for earthquakes?

me: yeah ofc

friend: what's that like?

me: well if you feel shaking, the whole class has to curl up under their desks on their knees in the fetal position covering their necks so we don't get killed by glass

friend: glass?

me: yeah from the windows

friend:

friend: what if u don't have a desk

me: find a doorway to stand under

friend: what if u don't have a doorway. what if ur outside.

me: stand still and pray

friend:

friend:

friend: how are u people still alive

me: idk

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i may add to this we'll see how my natural disasters presentation about the us goes down with my class