Things I Must Do - Tumblr Posts

My hatred of meetings is well known. I can't think of a bigger waste of time

Except this. I can't think of anything more important than a magic meeting.

Be my friend, magic man!

"I’m on the way to a magic meeting." "You’re a magician?" "Well, I’m a funeral director who does magic." "So what happens at magic meetings?" "We spend a few minutes conducting business. Then we get to the magic!"