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When I was walking down the street after a long night of (insert cool/ relatable thing here), I was approached by some (target demographic). They asked me how could I, a (insert adjective) (insert age) year old have so much time for (insert cool/ relatable thing).

I told them, its because I run my own business. I also tell them I make 2,500 dollars a month, mind you.

They gasp at my entrepreneurship. "2,500$?! You're pulling our leg."

It's the truth, I tell them, I gain nothing from lying.

"What's your business called then?" They ask,thinking they've cornered me.

I proudly proclaim to the street: I WORK AS AN ENTREPRENEUR UNDER (insert scam name here)

All of them laughed in my face as they walked away. Luckily, my best friend, the streetlight, was watching the whole time. He put a hand on my shoulder and told me:

"If you wanna shitpost, don't make it this long."

I was stunned, so I asked him, "What do you me