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Not to mention fully-subsidized advertising space on national currency :^)

Nobody has better brand recognition than the Illuminati.

Fuck your fancy cursive logos and your golden arches and your partially-eaten apples. The Illuminati just has a fucking GEOMETRIC SHAPE. Not even a particularly complex geometric shape, but the SIMPLEST GEOMETRIC SHAPE YOU CAN POSSIBLY MAKE. It doesn’t even need to be any particular color or be in any particular context to be recognizable: people will see it literally EVERYWHERE.

Every corporation in the entire world WISHES they could have that level of brand recognition.