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Lando Norris’s (No Homo) Guide to Getting a Girlfriend

Lando Norris/Oscar Piastri, 10k words, oneshot

"Bet I could teach you." Oscar's eyes snap back to his, wider than the time Lando suggested they go skydiving in the off-season. "Teach me –" "The Lando Norris guide to getting laid." Oscar pulls a face. "That's not –" "Getting a girlfriend, then." Lando amends, holding up his largely-empty glass in cheers. "Cheers to not being a virgin, mate."

I didn’t leave me desk for two days I don’t even know what this is anymore BUT

Enjoy some approximation of canon compliant, fake dating/practice dating?