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1 year ago

Ello gays, baes, they's, and everyone that is straight!

Since the Pokémon anime is coming to an end and is to start a new chapter in its 26 years (don't quote me on that) of run time, I thought why not make a on the surface summary that gives the weirdest vibes possible, in my opinion.

Aaaannndd here it is!

There is a boy who has a goal, who also somehow cannot age for the amount of time this has been going on, but that’s beside the point. This boy has a goal, what goal you may ask? Well, that goal is to be able to be the greatest champion ever at his trade. What trade? Well, the trade is to forcefully put wild, sometimes murderous, animals into balls that are somehow made out of fruit, and call them out when they are useful, which is usually for battles, basically animal abuse or simply animal labor. Back to the boy, this dude wants to be able to be the best at this activity. But what is this? He’s late! And there aren’t any more trapped animals, I mean Po-Ke-MOn-s. So, I guess he’ll just have to settle for one that is defective. The boy goes on an adventure to be the champion with his defective pet, making friends, enemies, and kidnapping, I mean catching these pokemans (btw this is not a typo). But there’s an obstacle in their way. That obstacle is Team Rocket, a group of adult children and a talking, traumatized cat that wants to kidnap this defective pet that they apparently want, who have a boss that wants to produce an army of animal labor majoring on animal abuse. But they're bad at their job, like literal shit. So, this boy with a goal is able to defeat them with his defective mouse pet thing, and the POWER OF FRIENDSHIP. Ok, all jokes aside, truly the true hero and backbone of winning this fight is animal labor and abuse. And that’s the sort of summary of the Pokémon Anime.

I hope you enjoyed this little weird summary of the Pokémon Anime! Pokémon has been one of my favorite franchises and I can't wait to see where this new chapter will take us.

I hope everyone has a great and wonderful day or night! And shall we be ready to embark on a new journey with our friends in tow!


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1 year ago

Ello gays, baes, they's, and everyone that is straight!

Since the Pokémon anime is coming to an end and is to start a new chapter in its 26 years (don't quote me on that) of run time, I thought why not make a on the surface summary that gives the weirdest vibes possible, in my opinion.

Aaaannndd here it is!

There is a boy who has a goal, who also somehow cannot age for the amount of time this has been going on, but that’s beside the point. This boy has a goal, what goal you may ask? Well, that goal is to be able to be the greatest champion ever at his trade. What trade? Well, the trade is to forcefully put wild, sometimes murderous, animals into balls that are somehow made out of fruit, and call them out when they are useful, which is usually for battles, basically animal abuse or simply animal labor. Back to the boy, this dude wants to be able to be the best at this activity. But what is this? He’s late! And there aren’t any more trapped animals, I mean Po-Ke-MOn-s. So, I guess he’ll just have to settle for one that is defective. The boy goes on an adventure to be the champion with his defective pet, making friends, enemies, and kidnapping, I mean catching these pokemans (btw this is not a typo). But there’s an obstacle in their way. That obstacle is Team Rocket, a group of adult children and a talking, traumatized cat that wants to kidnap this defective pet that they apparently want, who have a boss that wants to produce an army of animal labor majoring on animal abuse. But they're bad at their job, like literal shit. So, this boy with a goal is able to defeat them with his defective mouse pet thing, and the POWER OF FRIENDSHIP. Ok, all jokes aside, truly the true hero and backbone of winning this fight is animal labor and abuse. And that’s the sort of summary of the Pokémon Anime.

I hope you enjoyed this little weird summary of the Pokémon Anime! Pokémon has been one of my favorite franchises and I can't wait to see where this new chapter will take us.

I hope everyone has a great and wonderful day or night! And shall we be ready to embark on a new journey with our friends in tow!


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