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oh my goddd i’m such a sucker for roommate au stuff. ur osamu roommate drabble is making me geek and he’s not even one of my faves. would u ever make a sequel where reader actually wins in tempting him to act on his impulses?
700+ words, suggestive, gn!reader in a skirt, minors dni

“Osamu! Can you help me with this?” It’s a stupid ploy, and he’s going to see right through it. You know that. You’ve made peace with that, even. At this point, if standing on the top step of a stepstool, balancing on one leg, with both arms over your head with a hammer and one singular nail in hand couldn’t get his attention, you’d just have to give up.
Footsteps can be heard in the hallway before your door creaks open slowly. “What’s going o- are ya tryin’ to get yerself killed?” Before you can even turn around, Osamu’s hands are on your waist, sending shocks through your body, making you yelp and drop your nail.
“Ah, shit-” you curse as you place your foot down next to the other, steadying yourself. “I’m trying to get this nail up, but the ceilings are so high,” you whine, convincing yourself with your own lie.
“Why didn’ you call me in the first place?” he sighs, bending down to pick up the nail for you. But on the way back up, he freezes- it’s a perfect view right up under your skirt. He can see where the seam of your panties cuts into the squish of your thighs, can see how the comfy material strains against the curve of your ass.
He can’t look for long, he knows that, but it’s so hard to tear himself away from the heavenly sight. His mouth is watering when he stands up again, avoiding the way you’ve twisted around to stare down at him. “I didn’t wanna bother you,” you lie with a pout. Bullshit, he just fell right into your trap. “Can you help?”
You reach back out for the nail but Osamu sighs, holding it in his fist. “Let me take care of it. Stay where ya are.” Before you can protest, he’s stepping up behind you, placing a hand on the wall to brace himself. He stands on the step below you, reaching up and taking the hammer from your hand. “Probably shouldn’t be up here for long,” he says, voice gruff in your ear.
“Ye-yeah…” Your brain is putty, body clenching as you think of how unfair it is you’ve had to wait this long for him.
“Where’d ya want it?” he asks, holding the nail up against the wall. “Here good?”
“Perfect,” you squeak, debating on if you should press back against him. That’s when he places one foot next to yours, propping himself up, and therefore pressing his crotch directly against your ass. Your hands flatten against the wall, bracing yourself.
Thump. one hit and already his body is pressed right up against yours, something firm pressing between your legs. Is he hard? Thump. He is, you can feel the swelling in his pants digging in to your thighs. Thump. You press your hips back, grinding in time with the swing of his body closer to the wall. He hisses, stepping down off the stool completely.
“Ah, fuck.” Your blood runs cold, fearing the worst. “Fuckin’ bleeding.”
“Huh?” You stumble down the stool yourself, quickly grabbing his hand to find the source of the bleeding. It’s on his thumbs, a small cut from the tip of the nail.
“Must’ve grabbed it too tight. ‘M sorry, sunshine.” You feel your fingertips tingle at the nickname, a surge of pure elation pumping through your heart. Quickly, you pull his hand to your mouth, positioning his thumb right in front of your mouth. While maintaining eye contact with him, you press a sweet kiss over the sore, allowing the droplet of his blood that had formed to stain your lips.
He watches you with held breath, brain pulsing as you push the last restraint he had. Fuck it, no going back now. With confidence, he raises an eyebrow as he stares at you with otherwise uninterested eyes, then presses his thumb against your lips. Harder and harder until they give way, letting his finger rest against your tongue. “Clean it up for me, yeah?”
Your lips wrap around his thumb easily, curling into a sweet smile. Your hand wraps around his wrist as your tongue laps lovingly at the pad, the tangy taste of his blood clouding your tastebuds when you swallow. When you’re satisfied, you drop his hand, opening your mouth and letting your tongue wag out, his thumb resting atop.
Osamu seems satisfied, lifting his thumb and inspecting it before licking the pad clean, himself- mixing your saliva with his before swallowing. “Thanks, babe.” He smiles at you for a few seconds, letting the moment hang in the air a little longer. “Hey…do ya think y’could help with somethin in my room now?”

rb's appreciated!
What am I doing?
definitely not watching Game Grumps compilation videos, animations, and full playthroughs
Could I please have age gap or breast worship with shinichiro? 💜💜💜💜
of course love! <3 that man is so deprived, he’d jump on a pair of tits if he could.
shinichiro x fem! reader. 18+ mdni!
cw. breast worship, boobjob? blowjob, implied maybe nursing kink? also implied breeding kink
his favorite part of your body is probably your breasts. they’re so soft and squishy. he loves holding them with you on his lap, your back to his chest, or when he’s spooning you in bed, hands massaging your doughy tits before he’s drifting off to sleep.
he also likes sucking on your pretty nipples, soft suckles and tongue circles or a little bite with his teeth that has you mewling. “milk won’t come out shin.” maybe he should knock you up and get you pregnant, fill you to the brim with his cum, so he can taste the sweet milk that’ll come out of your lactating tits. he’s dreamed a family life with you many times before.
but his favorite thing about your tits is how they nicely snuggle his dick between them. “holy fuck.” you suggested this to him one night as a new way to get him off because he’d usually lay his head down on your lap and suck on your nipples, stroking his dick and you combing through his hair, whenever he want to cum to your breasts. but this? this feels even better than usual.
his dick is being pillowed by your soft tits, tongue suckling on his sensitive head. he’s kneeled on top of you, lightly sitting on your stomach so he doesn’t put too much of his weight down. he groans and buckles his hips up at a particular hard suck, pushing his dick a few centimeters more into your warm mouth.
“open your mouth for me angel. with your tongue out and keep it open.” he starts thrusting into your tits, the soft slide of his tip rubbing against your tongue feeling even better than he thought that it has him shivering. “shit. this feels good baby.” he goes faster, his tip touching the roof of your mouth at each thrust.
then you lift your head a little to follow after his dick, vacuuming his head. shit, that has him cumming in seconds. his toes curl and his stomach clenches as his balls tighten, dick twitching at every spurt of cum. you swallow every drop, suckling gently on the tip.
send me a # and i’ll write a drabble!
he brushes his knuckles against your cheek, smiling ruefully. “i’m not a good man.”
you sniffle, holding onto his wrist. “you’re good to me—that’s all that matters.”
You bored, or feeling artsy but don’t have any inspiration...? *updated!*
Do you need to distract yourself? Or are you simply bored? Here are some great websites to make the time pass.
create pixel art
Awesome photo editor and art program, all free…!
Totally free transparent textures
make a cute chibi
draw some cool generative art
be a graffiti creator
create a picassohead (you don’t need to be a picasso to do so)
paint online
another awsome site to create pixel art on
and another one
create your own mandala
or color one
create an avatar
or you can try creating your own superhero
here you can interact with organisms in different environments to see how to music changes
here’s a website that translates the time into hexidecimal colours,
Here is a website where you can travel along a 3D line into the infinite unkown
here is a website where you can listen to rain with or without music
Need a model in a certain pose for drawing? here
Want to build your own planet
here is a website where you can create your own galaxies
make your own pattern (very useful if you need a new background)
create next hit comic
make a city which looks like something from 90′s games
draw a mandala like design
jig saw puzzles
more jig saw puzzles to solve
create a stunning HTML5 animation - no coding!
make a movie
create and dress up dolls
play a piano
you can also play a guitar
create sounds
another sound creator
create a logo
design your dream home
sketch rooms
explore fashion trends and create your own sets
build a website
try this app for building a website
Or maybe start learning how to code!
design your own t-shirt or a beanie or sweatpants and order them
design your own phone case
pretend to be a graphic designer with this cool online tool
Make your own Glitch art
Here’s another glitch art maker
And another!
Holy hell, here’s a third!
make an image look like it was created by a commodore 64
freaking cool text generator!
Easy to use word processor
Make up really cool patterns or run your photos through it :)
Write an essay on anything with no hassle
Wanna see how something you write would look like if it was on JacksFilms YGS((Your Grammar Sucks videos on YouTube))?
Make pictures out of text
ASCII word generator
Need an idea for some fanart-here :D
mario
cubefield
sleep calculator essay typer
rice questions
maths
artsy-fartsy pretty thing
quotes
survive nature
rain
tumblr music
calming rain
themes
backgrounds [x]
loads of references
Still haven’t found something that would float your boat? Try these:
watch a documentary
learn to code
do something yourself
workout with the help of this great youtube channels
learn things
play pokemon or zelda or other awesome old school games
waste your time on miniclip
play games at additing games
or try games at agame
calm your thoughts
the quiet place
it will be okay
vent or listen to someone
pour out your soul
explore the sky
look at art from around the world
virtually visit museum of iraq
explore world with arounder
create a music playlist
list through rare books
scroll useful science website
create sand art
brain games
try out tastekid and discover new favorite band or movie or book
interactive 3D anatomy
random street view
post a secret
create a family tree
find our what’s the difference between x and y
help scientists and become volunteer researcher
create your own font
read a classic short story
In the mood to read, but not sure exactly what book to go for?
scribble on maps
listen to letters
play with acrobots
listen to podcasts
make a bucket list
Ever want to see the most truly useless websites in creation?
Prank a friend with this blue screen of death!
Zone out watching the colors drip down
Sprite generator!
Face Generator/Creator!
Maybe none of these peeked your interest-maybe you’ve been wanting to create an o.c, but never really knew how to start-or you just enjoy making O.C’s….Or maybe you have a Gemsona that you want to create, but don’t have the energy to draw!
This masterlist is to help you in making your own OCs….it can also apply to developing RP characters i suppose! (´ヮ`)!
Gemsona stuffs;
Just a straight up character gemsona creator
Here’s another
Not sure what gem to go with, or where?
OR maybe your unsure about more than just that?
How to Write Better OCs:
basic tips on how to make your oc even better
tragic backstory? learn how to write one/make yours great
writing specific characters
a wordier, great guide on how to develop your character
kick out those vague descriptions and make them AWESOME
Character Development:
how to actually make an OC
Q&A (to develop characters)
more Q&As
giving your character a backstory
how to write an attractive character
Need an Appearance idea?
Humanoid generator? check
Here’s another one
and maybe if you didn’t like those this’ll work
Need Monsterpeople?
Well, then here ya’ go
Maybe you need Cats?
Diversity
adding more racial diversity
avoiding tokenism, AKA, how to add diversity to your cast not just because you “need” it
writing sexuality and gender expression (doesnt include non binary, if you have a good ref to that, please add on!)
masterpost on writing more diversity into your story
cultures of the world
guides to drawing different ethnicities (not just a great art reference, but also really helpful in appearance descriptions!)
Mary Sue/Gary Stu
Test to see if your character is a Sue
Explains subdivisions of Sues/Stus
Powerful Characters Don’t Have to Be Sues
Villains
villain generator
need an evil sounding name for your evil character? bam
villain archetypes
what’s your villain’s motive for being a villain?
Relationships
character perceptions (What your character thinks of themselves and what others think of them)
how to write strong relationships between two characters
8 ways to write better characters and develop their relationships with others
OCxLove Interest Handbook
develop your couple with good ol’ Q&A!
how to write realistic relationships
how to write relatives for your characters (this is more OC related to a canon character, but will help in writing family members in general)
ARCHETYPES
12 common archetypes
8 archetypes for male/female characters
female archetypes (goes pretty indepth from two main categories)
a list of archetypes
NAMES
how to name your character
random name generator
most common surnames
surnames by ethnicity
APPEARANCE
tips for better design
basic appearance generator
pinterest board for character design (includes NSFW and images of skeletons/exposed muscle (?) so tread carefully!)
clothing ref masterpost
Clothing generator
Another clothing generator
More clothing generator
Aaaand even more
Steam punk clothing
Char Style preference
Dress Generator
DETAILS
give your character better powers
a list of professions
proactive vs reactive characters
positive and negative traits
interest generator
skills generator
motivation generator
123 ideas for character flaws
list of phobias
Oh shit someone died
Backgrounds and stuff? yep
Quirks
Personality. you need that shit
Need something fandom related?
City generator hell yeah
location? got ya
World-building?
make your own god damn laws
Landscape.
Need Item names?
Fantasy/sci-fi/etc. medicine names
Stuff to make things more interesting.Weapons, clothes, treasures… whatever your characters need.
Item & Artifact Generators
Other stuffs!
Genre, Plot, & Story Prompt Generators
How did your characters meet?
Fanfic plots. you bet your ass.
Other Other stuffs!
Wanna make a custom minecraft skin?
Well then these’ll work!
This one too~
WAIT!…if none of that worked, then maybe you want to make a southpark style character?
Here!
Well, this one’s nice too~
And another..
Aaaand another!
UNDERTALE STUFFS;
Undertale character speech box creator!
Want inspiration for an Undertale Oc?
OR a super Edgy Undertale Theory generator?
Maybe you just want to read some funny Sans Puns!
TMNT STUFFS;
How about a TMNT creator?
Or a TMNT meme generator..