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NANBAKA but as things I've texted/said

Elf: crunchy, crunchy children

Rock: I'm hungryyy! FOR VIOLANCE!!!

nico: well that sucks.. alexa play despacito

Hajime: you stupid or you chew water

Upa: i swear if you send me another "you are smol" tiktok I'll go apeshit

Jyugo: oh fuck- I'm feeling again guys

Qi: you know what fuck it *lays on grass* earth consume me now!!

Honey: do you think i give af..no, no i do not

Seitarou: you can't get rid of me now we're friends :)

Nanbaka buts as things I've texted/said

part 2

Kiji: do you desire to be bitch slapped

Samon: when we meet again I'm going to bonk you so hard that I'll send you back in time

Elf: haha ✨murder✨

Trois: with all due respect...wtf is going on

Inori: *fake coughs* dude pass the bible

Upa: I'm not male or female 🔥IM A GOD🔥

Qi: aH yEs the grass is made out of grass

Nico: *listening to 7 deadly sins op* yes ban my husbando

Liang: it's time to excersis..*exserise

Fuck spelling

Okina: shut up, i watched dr.strange I'm a doctor now

Random nanbaka headcanons I have :D

If you like this then imma write more

Qi when younger had a different hair color maybe black but as he grew up his hair became the gray-is color like now

And sometimes his eyes wander and stares at ppls butts (Butt is butt he will stare regardless of gender) and just stays like that for a while until he zones back to reality

Kenshirou likes chewing on stuff when he's alone.... Like a dog hshs

Upa likes to be carried around sometimes but never admits it

also he's becoming an Otaku and really likes reading and watching anime with him Nico [his favorites are attack on titan and kimetsu no yaiba maybe]

Musashi likes to randomly say stuff in German to see? Hear their reactions just for fun

Tsukumo has memorized all the jutsus from naruto as a kid and did the Naruto run a lot

Uno loves making card houses and sometimes starts rambling in British confusing everyone

Hajime has tried on dresses for his brother for at least once as a kid just to not make him feel bad and had a tea party with teddies and all that