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Many things in the pipeline rn guys so allow me to contextualise one (1) upcoming post by formally introducing another OC… please give a warm welcome to

DAHLIA HARRINGTON.

Twin to the incomparable Derby Harrington, Dahlia is everything he is, but a woman. Petite, demure and self serving, Dahlia is the worst scourge on the earth since the black plague.

The unattainable, attractive, old money woman Lana Del Ray drawls about in all of her songs, Dahlia is the epitome of class without decorum. Plagued with a god complex and a 12 inch waist, she was born with a silver spoon firmly in her mouth. She feels she deserves everything at the snap of her perfectly manicured fingers.

Much like Derby, she rarely attends classes and can rarely be seen outside the walls of Harrington House. Even then, she’ll moan about feeling cooped up.

Fierce competitor, especially with her brother. Tennis, figure skating, ballet and pageants are where she’s at her best… or rather, her worst. A primadonna and a sore loser, it’s better to let her win and save yourself from hearing her banshee screams.

Betrothed to Tad Spencer, a tactical marriage designed to unite their two families and stop the Spencers from exceeding the Harringtons’ wealth without them receiving some shares. She doesn’t really love Tad, her heart is rotten, black and gunked up from her incessant use of.. nose candy.

QUOTES

“Hm, not terrible… sort of like putting couture on a caveman” (compliment, shirt)

“I suggest you watch where that hand goes, I can pay to have you eradicated” (bumped, generic)

“No boat, no money, no real breeding. It’s a wonder the Montroses haven’t driven that disusting Cadillac off the pier yet and done us all a favour” (Idle chatter)

“THIS ISNT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN TO HARRINGTONS!!! EUGH!!!” (egg) 

“If Derby asks, I was never here… tata” (goodbye)

“Derby said I was starting to look like mummy… that’s not true is it? (Mirror)

“A fight? How common! Oh how I do hope there’s blood” (spectating fight)

“Oh how ghastly! If I was joined at the hip to Derby I’d certainly have done myself in long before now” (freakshow)