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Fluff, Bakugou x female reader
You pulled at the thread of your jeans, and tugged another piece to tie into a knot, sealing the hole that seemed to widen with each wash. You cracked your knuckles to give them a new task, anything to keep your gaze from the semicircle of chairs in front of you. You wriggled in your seat, glad they had at least given you Kiri’s recliner.
“So, y/n…do you know why we’ve gathered here today?”
You bit your cheek, hoping that the help me text you had sent when you’d first been guided into the chair of honor had been read. You looked up to four pairs of eyes staring at you. All shared the same determined and worried expression.
“Hmmm…an intervention?”
“Basically.”
“Ow!” Sero rubbed at his head as Mina settled her hands back into her lap.
“It’s not an intervention, dummy.” Her tone softened as she smiled at you. “We need to have a talk.” You raised your eyebrows in place of a reply. Kiri continued where the pink hero had left off. You wondered if they had rehearsed.
“It’s about Bakugou.”
“Oh? Is he okay?” You were surprised the conversation had turned to this. If it was about him why were you the one in the leather seat.
“No, he’s not okay! He’s gonna die alone!” You laughed as Kaminari flung his hands around so roughly that poor Sero got smacked again.
“He seems happy to me.” Your words sounded more defensive than you'd intended, but he really had seemed happy. His tone had softened. His shoulders weren’t hiked up so often. You no longer skirted around him in the halls when he had a bad day. You didn’t hesitate to leave things on his desk in exchange for the many coffees and treats he left on yours. Were they seeing something you weren’t? You looked back down at the denim threads, choosing two others to tie. They’d get sealed together in the next wash.
“Yea…that’s why we’re here today.” Mina waited until you looked up before continuing. “He’s happiest...around you.” You focused on the pink finger accusing you, avoiding her wide eyes.
“Oh…” You felt a vibration from your pocket, but they seemed so earnest and so worried…you couldn’t ignore them.
“Y/n…we just think you and Bakugou should give it a shot.“ Kirishima’s deep voice was leveled as always, but you tucked your smile away before meeting his worried face.
“Is that so? Why don’t you talk to him about it?”
“We tried. The jerk said it’s none of our business.”
They missed how you smiled at the pouty way Sero echoed Bakugou's familiar words, all four turning to the door that seemed in danger of breaking under the weight of the knocks.
Kaminari jumped behind your seat, peeking over your head. Sero was prepared to tape the door shut until Kirishima nudged him back so he could open it. Mina stayed put, rolling her eyes at the chaos one unexpected arrival had created.
He was still in costume, clearly prioritizing this after patrol rather than heading back to the office. Dynamight ignored them all, shouldering the two men out of the way as he made a direct line for you. You laughed at the gasp from behind you as Kaminari hit the floor and crawled to the safety of Mina.
You hummed, waiting for the handsome hero to finish searching your face for any signs of distress. He wouldn’t find any.
“You’re okay.” You nodded, confirming his results. “Good.” He ran his hand over the top of your head, turning to face the room while his fingers slid down to rest against the back of your neck.
“The fuck are you idiots doin’ to my girl?”
You bit your lip hard to keep from laughing. You had never once seen all four of them go quiet at once. The game nights, house parties, work meetings, vacations, trips to the amusement park, shopping, were always a loud scene of Bakugou herding the cats that were his best friends. It was unusual enough for all of them to be having the same conversation, but silence? You never would’ve imagined it was possible.
Kirishima was the first to escape his petrified state.
“Your girl?”
“That’s what I fuckin’ said.”
“You’re telling me that you successfully convinced that beautifully hilarious angel demon of a woman to go out with you?” Even from your low vantage point you could see his face turn pink.
“I didn’t have to convince her of shit. Dating me isn’t a fuckin’ chore, raccoon eyes.”
"Seems exhausting to me." She winked at you, all sense of seriousness gone from her demeanor now.
He didn't get a chance to argue more as the room began to echo with a stream of questions. You heard everything and nothing, looking up in surprise when your boyfriend was able to answer not only all of them, but in order.
"Seven months on Saturday. She asked me. That ramen place I asked you about. Not answering that, ya damn perv. Because it wasn't your fuckin' business." He bent down, leaning over you as he released the recline of the chair. He hummed when you kissed his neck, turning to receive another on his lips. "Come on, let's go home." You winced as four voices yelled variations of the same question.
"You two are fucking living together?!?!?"
Inspiration for this was sent in by the lovely @bub-ss
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