This Is The Berry Family Your Honor - Tumblr Posts

8 months ago

Strawberry Shortcake : Apple, Huckleberry I have something to tell you.

Apple Dumplin and Huckleberry Pie :*intense sweating*

Strawberry : I'm bi.

Apple, with a bright smiles : SIGHT don't scare us like that ! Congratulations !

Huckleberry, grumpily hanging ten bucks to Apple : Yeah congratulations, who is it ?

Strawberry : Orange- But wait you... you're not chocked ? I mean... not that I want you to but...

Huckleberry : Well you've been very close to Orange lately. And I know that because I apparently became her new best friend and- and I pinky promise so I'll shut up.

Apple : Also your dreams speak a lot for you.

Strawberry : WhAT DID YOU READ MY DIARY ?

Huckleberry : I KNEW you cheated ! Give me back my money !

Apple, already running : HUCKLE BROKE YOUR VASE WHILE SKATING IN THE HOUSE !

Strawberry : WHAT !?

Huckleberry : dON't pUnCH mE-

Strawberry : YOU TWO BACK HERE NOW


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