This Is Why I Hand Sew Everything - Tumblr Posts

My family: Are you sure you want to sew that by hand? Why don’t you just use the sewing machine?

The sewing machine: In order to thread me, you must put your spindle through a complex series of loops and holes that span throughout my being and finish it off by threading through my needle eye. In order for me to do a proper stitching, you must pull the thread through the most impossible spot to thread behind the needle, then make sure the bobbin string as well as the string you just threaded are out of the way but also properly threaded through the “foot” that holds your fabric in place. Fail to do any of these steps properly while the needle is in the upwards position and I will unthread immediately. Hope you know how to properly rethread the bobin because that canundo easily too if you’re not careful… 

Hand sewing needles: Ha ha- thread go through the eye then needle go BRRRRRRR-