This Persons Life Is Literally Going Off The Rails Every Two Seconds - Tumblr Posts

I imagine Marcy is the type of streamer that always has the craziest shit going on

Because when she was younger, their clumsiness and lack of spacial awareness had her walk into a place full of snakes, and

Amphibia.

So I imagine they're just like a bad luck magnet

They'll go missing for a week and then be like "oh sorry I missed a scheduled stream, I got kidnapped and held for ransom :)" and not elaborate

"Yesterday a car tried to hit me- calm down chat they missed! But when they couldn't hit me they flipped me off and screamed about my comic being trash. They must've been a _____ shipper!"

"OH oh oh, so apparently my relatives still thought I was a missing person, so they just thought I was dead? And when I visited them, they tried to exorcize me! Just another example of my parents forgetting that people other than themselves exist."

"Sorry about that one time somebody broke into my house on stream. Apparently, I was doxxed? Sorry, I didn't realize. I've moved now, dw!"