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Grian has the worst time of his life over Monopoly (ft. Jimmy, Grian, Joel, and Gem)

- Jimmy hit 300k subscribers before the game began! His chat had no mercy on him however and said he was going to lose again when Jimmy claimed he was the best at Monopoly

- Grian is about 15 minutes late to the stream once more because he decided to pair socks. He apparently even sent an image to everyone ("He's gone upstairs and literally emptied the sock drawer on the bed to show us.")

- Grian’s screen is blurred, and despite all his attempts, it remains blurry for the rest of the game ("I'll just take my glasses off, it'll feel natural!")

- Throughout the stream, the monopoly money is referred to as “monopolls”. This name is switched on and off at random

- "That makes you look like an idiot, not a nerd. A nerd knows stuff."

- "Let's start a trend." "What about the trend of you losing every game you play?"

- Grian makes it incredibly clear at every given moment that he does not want to be here.

- "I'm angry and it's only the beginning." "It's the socks." "At least you're not in bloody jail!"

- "All I've done is pay rent to Joel, and look, I'm now going to pay rent to someone else.”

- "It's a good thing you're not in Last Life anymore." "You killed me!"

- "I will give all my properties for one dollerydoo so I can leave this game."

- "How do I leave?" "I've been asking that for the last several minutes."

- "You got $10, how do you feel?" "Like I wanna leave."

- "How does Grian have $1000?" "Because I haven't been able to buy anything!"

- "Grian, how do you feel?" "Let me out."

- "Jimmy if you think anyone is teaming with you after this, you have another thing coming."

- "Is there any trades you want from me, Grian?" "I want to leave this game."

- "You know the Arthur meme? Like the fist? That's me."

- *completely monotone* "I would've gone to the ends of the earth."

- "It hurts my soul every time Grian lands on something he has to pay for." "I feel like at this point, he's devoid of all emotion."

- "Grian, did that make you happy?" "Yeah, I still wanna leave."

- "This is the start of my villain arc."

- Gem and Joel begin threatening each other in Empires when they’re the only two left. ("I'm turning into a villain on empires, Joel, I'm burning down your megabase.")

- "This is like being poisoned." "Except not as fun."

- Grian, Joel, and Gem all made a pact before the start of the game to make Jimmy lose.

- "Why is this auction in silence? Yell at each other!" "One's Canadian and one doesn't care."

- "Do not give him that train station." "I won't." "Jimmy, I'll give you my brown and some money for the train." "Deal."

- Jimmy forgot to put the money he wanted in for a deal and got scammed for a lot, much to the delight of everyone else. ("Don't you dare put houses on your property with the money that's supposed to be mine!")

- Grian owes Jimmy money at one point, and he combats it by giving all his properties to Joel in exchange for a dollar. He then proceeds to give all his money to Gem in exchange for a dollar. He gives the remaining dollar to Jimmy, and files for bankruptcy.

- Joel insists on flaunting his wealth as much as possible

- “Damn it feels good to be rich.”

- "Oh no, hope I don't land on those horrible reds. Just kidding, I own those."

- "Watch me land on Community Chest. Oh, it's my train station." "Shut up, Joel!"

- "Hi chat, I'm losing. Did you think I was gonna win?"

- Joel placed 1st, Gem placed 2nd, Jimmy placed 3rd, and David placed 4th!