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Funny event from a dnd oneshot

K: I shot my crossbow at the dude

Dm: ok roll

(Rolls a nat 1)

Dm: Ok... so you shoot your crossbow but you had it backwards so you shoot yourself in the shoulder

A: How the hell did you manage that

K: Listen it's very dark so I have an excuse!

M(me): Don't you have darkvision

Party: ...

(Screaming)