This Would Fix Me - Tumblr Posts - Page 2
sure, we can all agree that "y'know, i was in college when you were born" is a mind-meltingly hot thing to hear from the tgirl that just brought you home from the bar, but there's so much more flavor you can add. like, say, "i actually went to college in your hometown" and "i fucked a lot of unhappily married women, mostly unprotected" and "you remind me a lot of one of them, actually" and maybe even "have you noticed... we kind of have the same eyes?". just fun things to sprinkle in there between sloppy kisses <3 ^_^
Aw darling, you're stressed? Tired? Anxious? Come here and bend over for me, doll. I've got just the thing for you. Just like that, there's a good pet. Shush, don't worry baby. I'm gonna fuck those silly little thoughts right out of your head for you. Aww, don't whine. I promise, it's suppossed to hurt like that. You'll feel so much better soon. By the time I'm done with you, you'll be such a stupid brainless cumdump you won't even be able to remember what was bothering you in the first place.
we need to bring back those glittery sweaty party girls with there eyeshadow melting from the sweat with a cigarette and beer and thong with messy hair. like oh my God them being a cheerleader too imagine seeing someone like that in a cheerleading uniform before school hffsmmmm
this girl exactly from the chari xcx and Billie ellish guess music video. she needed more screen time, she got like half a second
Me and the girls having fun
