(this Would Ruin Me) - Tumblr Posts

sure, we can all agree that "y'know, i was in college when you were born" is a mind-meltingly hot thing to hear from the tgirl that just brought you home from the bar, but there's so much more flavor you can add. like, say, "i actually went to college in your hometown" and "i fucked a lot of unhappily married women, mostly unprotected" and "you remind me a lot of one of them, actually" and maybe even "have you noticed... we kind of have the same eyes?". just fun things to sprinkle in there between sloppy kisses <3 ^_^