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I think Kanaya Homestuck should go into an internal slumber after reaching a certain age like vampires from World of Darkness do

There are two reasons for that:

1. It'd be cool, if there was a legend among young rainbow drinkers about The Mother that'll wake up one day and eat her childer

2. It'd create some sweet rosemary drama