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Oh ship I made up as a joke but now it’s all I think about 24/7, we’re really in it now
Jack, Timo, and the baby sharks are all standing in front of you. You have four flowers to hand out.
A rose, a sunflower, an orchid, and a daffodil.
Who is getting which one?
that is such a good question!
I am ignoring any and all meanings people have ascribed to the different flowers and we're going purely based on vibes
I'm giving jack the rose. my first thought was to give him the orchid because he's so pretty but I don't think jack is that high-maintenance. he does however have thorns and will prick you (insert dick joke here) if you're not careful. there's a reason the rose is the queen of the flowers. jack is king and he knows it.
instead of giving the orchid to jack, I'm actually giving it to timo. he's not pretty in the same way that jack and will are, but I'd still look at him all day if given the chance. I wouldn't say he's high maintenance either but he strikes me as someone with a taste for the more luxurious things in life. he knows his worth and won't settle for anything less.
I'm giving my first born child will the daffodil. they're pretty as can be, they make me smile whenever I see them, they're easy-going and you will find them hanging out in a lot of different places, just chilling and having a good time, and they signal the end of winter and the beginning of spring. just like will being in san jose hopefully signals the start of something great.
lastly, I'm giving my second born child mack the sunflower. they tower far above most other flowers just like mack being first overall makes him overshadow a lot of other talented people, an unfortunate side effect and through no fault of his own. he's just happy to be there, to play hockey and put on a show for the fans. he's useful in more ways than one on the ice, just like sunflowers, they're sometimes a little goofy looking but no matter what, when you look at them you can't help but smile.
