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Tehee they have already consumed my every waking thought. I simply cannot wait for the second episode, I need it right now >:( /j
Lighting someone’s cigarette with your own cigarette is called butt-fucking.
I know what you are, Tony.
YES THIS!
Tony Collette may be Mochi or one of Mochi's predecessors. If not, Tony would LOVE Mochi and Mochi would tolerate (secretly love) Tony. I think he would like having reign over the car lot. Keeping it safe and rat free. Mochi would definitely think Tony was an idiot, but he is also part of Mochi's realm, so he would at least make sure he is ok.
Kelsey would ADORE Donut. She would see this old, dumb dog and immediately know that she would die for him. In turn, Donut would love to love on and take care of Kelsey. He would remind her to take breaks from her "research" and be there to cuddle after her boxing matches. Does he understand what she is doing is illegal? Prolly not. But he loves her and thats all that matters.
Cookie and Trudy would be an interesting mix, in my opinion. Does Cookie know that Trudy is a robot? Honestly, it's 50/50. Would she protect Trudy with her life if Agent Cody Banks told her to, even if she was a robot? 100%. On the other hand, I don't know if Trudy would pick up on the fact that Cookie was a spy dog. I think before meeting MothJesus, no. She would just take it in stride as her programming tells her to. Now that she has been "woken up" though, she might suspect there's more to this little dog than she originally thought. Either way, I think they would get along.
Francis would be intimidated by Beignet. The amount of raw self confidence exuding from that poodle would freak him out just a little bit. At least initially. I think Beignet would find Francis annoying, but ultimately try to help him build confidence in her own Beignet way. That, or she would just roast the shit out of him and Francis would learn how to hide from dog bullies as well. Either way, I love it.
relistening to fetch quest and i think mochi and tony collette wouldve liked each other. they also might be the same person
Ladies, gentlemen, neither or in between, I present to you the stupidest dndads theory that my little brain has ever concocted.  I believe the tony is the time traveler. And not in like a he was a scientist and invented the time machine to undo an unfortunate accident in the 1950s way. But in a he stole a time machine to get back at somebody because he’s a petty bitch sort of way. 
I know that this is 100% not true but it just makes me weirdly giddy and a funny thought.
I’m going to expand on this real quick. Just hear me out. 
- somewhere far in the future, Toni Collette is working as a janitor in a very high-end science facility 
-he gets caught, trying to steal something (like some colorful wires or something idk) and ends up, getting fired
-to get back his employers, he sneaks into the facility at night steals a Time Machine, and goes back to the moment before he gets caught stealing something
-he goes back to far and the machine messes with his brain, causing him to lose all his memories
-he wakes up inside of a pizzeria and his met face-to-face with an extremely angry Italian man complaining about the very large “car” that he crashed into his shop
- Tony and the Italian man fight  (thus explaining Tonys, deep-seated, undying hated, for Italians)
And then you know, Tony leaves and starts selling cars in hopes to find the one “car” that can bring him back home.
That’s all I have for now. Thank you for Reading my stupid little Tony rant.
I am 16 minutes to the new episode of dndads…
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?
IHATE THAT STUPID FUCKING CAR SALESMAN!!!!
(I love him)
I had a lot of weird theories about Tony’s backstory but him being an Italian cat boy is better than anything I could have possibly imagined
I liked this post yesterday but I keep coming back to it I love it so much!
I want her to right hook me 😩
WHAT? WHO SAID THAT?!?!?
The Whole Alphabet Motherfucker
I wasn’t able to listen to the new episode of dndads the day it came out but I just finished it, and I swear to god or whoever is up there that every new episode I think “there is no way that it could get any funnier or more tragic than this” and then the next Tuesday I’m proven wrong time and time again.
I’m ashamed to say that my new favorite thing to say is “my ✨dicknbaulls✨”
I only know one meme. Kelsey…he’s just trying to do his best!!
The Tony sketches are pretty rough but I couldn’t help but draw baby Tony!
Some of the paintings I’ve done of our adventures so far.
THEY’RE DONE ✨
My first character sheets for the main characters. I love designing outfits for everyone.