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Why does Topher and his mom remind me of Eric Cartman and Liane Cartman😭
Like oml it popped in my head and now I can't unsee it.😰
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My rant about Topher being gay:
1. Topher says he likes Joan but throughout season 2 we see no build up, no hints, hell, no interactions to show this even if its subtle.
2. Topher has shown to be a liar;
"Topher: I heard you do a lighthouse impression? I love lighthouses.
Abe: Really?
Topher: Not at all."
So he could easily have lied to Abe to keep him away from Joan, Abe would've believe it cause he's gullible.
3. We've all seen the type of person like Topher, the "straight ally" person who says they're straight but they just have this fruity vibe to them.
4. We've all heard the "you can't talk to this person cause I like them" excuse, and it's always a lie cause they're in the closet.
5. The way bro licks shrimp is gay.
6. The way he popped out his collar to show his chest, his pink ass pants, IT'S GAY!
7. Everyone thinks he's gay.
8. Abe.
9. He has the big gay (he definitely watched Diesel Patches if anyone knows who that is).
10. He just is.
So in conclusion; hes gay and gay for abe
Yes
I'm starving for more tophabe content so I'll make it myself😍 *eats dry ass Popeye biscuit without drink*

Y'all idk what I made and idk if it's cursed or not
Topher's mom scares me I'm concerned about her
I saw someone say that Topher is like Fred (the web series Fred) Figglehorn and now I can't unsee it, it makes sense ngl.
Idc if people are com or proshippers as long as they aren't toxic people or whatever they aren't hurting me
TW: BLOOD

Wtf why does it look like that istg
@merridingle hope you enjoy this pookie/p
Ships that remind me of tophabe (art isn't mine it belongs to the original creator/creators)








The last one is irrelevant, it's just how I feel
I'll maybe do more idk
Whenever I listen to/watch gay/sus songs/memes I think of Topher I need help
Art and Fred video(from the channel) isn't mine, they belong to their respective owners. I'm gonna make god regret giving me talents.
Teehee
Why does topher stretch so weirdly ik it's a cartoon and shit but him stretching his arms, body, legs when Abe is there or something and him unhinging his jaw like a snake when he screamed like bro wtf maybe I'm too much of a realistic type of guy
(Yes this is my tiktok account)

nah bro what is this why is eric cartman here😭💀
I drew topher bus💗💗
‼️ MEATCANYON ARTSYLE ‼️

Topher bus hcs
-I feel like Topher would listen to McCafferty he doesn't tell anybody because he knows he'll get cancelled or something (he only tells Abe and shows Abe their songs bc Abe doesn't know shit about what Nick(the singer) did. It's not Abe's type of music but he's ok with it. He'd (surprise to nobody in the fandom) listen to Radiohead. He'd also listen to Will Wood(He loves The Main Character), Penelope Scott(his favorite song is def Rät), Rebzyyx, Pink Guy, Joji, Bo Burnham, Kiss Me by Vampyx, and Nightcore shit.
-Topher would kin probably characters like (examples):
-Cartman
-Zim
-Chara
-Homura
-Asa
-Peridot
-Pearl
-Topher is gay, trans, and aroace.
-Topher hates baths, Abe, his mom, etc has to force him, there's nail mark trails to the bathroom.
-Topher as a kid probably was bullied and called gay that's probably why he has to prove that he's straight but nobody, especially Frida doesn't buy it.
-He uses 4chan and Reddit a lot(he's playing both sides).
-Topher is a fat boi with man titties like me fr.
-Autism.
-how do I come up with hcs?
I've honestly kind of fallen out of Clone High. I'm sorry. I'm not just a Clone High account, I'm a multifandom account, I like other things too. Also I haven't really been using Tumblr for a while not have I posted anything, and once again, I'm sorry about that. The reasons why I haven't been posting are
-Because I have nothing new to post
-School's a pain in my ass
-Finals
-Lack of motivation
And
-Just overall mental and emotional health
I appreciate the likes, reposts, comments, etc on my posts. It makes me feel like I actually have a purpose, that people actually like my stuff. But most of it is from Clone High, which makes me upset because once again, I'm not just a Clone High account.
I'm sorry for a negative post after like a year? I think, of not posting, but I hope you guys can understand. I love you all platonically and thank you for reading this kinda, long message. Have a good day, afternoon, noon, evening, etc.
Me staring at Eric Cartman as Topher Bus and vice versa art realizing what I've done:


Redraw of @garbagefirelol's drawing