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torturing girls is good for their mental health <3

omfg yes, so who’s writing the au

New torture method: razors.

I’m not talking about those contraptions meant to shave your unwanted personal pricklies, but the pushy-go-vroom-vrooms that when they hit you makes your ankles want to cry almost as much as you want to.

These little duo-devil-mobiles are vicious. It’s like they’re designed to cause kids the most pain possible while riding them (not that I blame them)

And yet, they’re still so fun to ride! My favorite is going down a big hill with them :)

For those who are confused, I’m talking about these little oversized meat skates:

Get hit with one of these and it’s lights out for your toes.

Like just imagine how the scene will go:

Captor: Bring out the razors.

Captive: oh no

*razor scooters emerge, silver glinting demonically in the eerie half-light*

Captive: oh fuck it’s worse