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9 for Sterek? (It was so hard to pick one!)

#9 from this prompt list

It’s official. Stiles’ first year on the FBI payroll is going to end in murder. And it won’t even be the murder of someone cool and evil, or at least someone secretly supernatural and suspicious. No, it’ll be the fucker from two cubicles over who just responded to being introduced to Stiles’ “friend Derek” with a derisive snort, a side-eye, and after several tense seconds of forced conversation a muttered, “guess Stilinski really does get a boner for the perps,” as he walked away.

“I’m gonna kill him.”

Derek rolls his eyes, but that’s because Derek is too pure and good for this world and does not realize the severity of the situation.

Or, well, more likely because Derek doesn’t have a hair trigger response to people who wrong him. Even though he should.

“Listen, that little twerp over there by the hors d'oeuvres is talking about you right now, Derek, I can tell.”

“And I can actually hear him. So what?”

“He just called you a fugitive. To your face.”

Derek shrugs a shoulder. “I’m still a person of interest.”

“You were exonerated!”

Derek has the audacity to roll his eyes again. “This entire room is filled with FBI agents. I wasn’t exactly expecting to show up and have no one notice that my face used to be plastered all over your ‘most wanted’ boards.”

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