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I love how Anomalocaris was the first apex predator to ever exist and yet we see it as a cute, friendly creature who would love to receive head pats (I certainly do)

anomalocaris would be the perfect animal for aquarium touch tanks like they have for stingrays if not for the fact they went extinct 500 million years ago

HE TELLS ME HES GENTLE WHEN HE WANTS TO BE

SO I THINK HE WANTS TO BE GENTLE WITH ME

YOU TOOK MY BREATH AWAY!!!!

SO NOW I CANT SUCK IN MY STOMACH AROUND YOU ANYMORE!!!??!!??!

WERE TOO OLD TO LIVE WITH OUR PARENTS !!!

DO YOU WANNA WAKE UP TO ME ?!?? EVERY MORNING?!!??!!

someone: what are you thinking about

me:

i SWEAR TO GOD touch tank x lando has been stuck in my head all day its a brainrot at this point like this song is so lando coded to me😭😭😭😭like tell me its fucking not ‘gold-skinned’ ‘blue shirt out the laundry’ im so nsmsjdjsh god if no one makes a ff about touch tank lando maybe ill have to do it myself