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where’s my dolores content??? smh all of you are cowards

five vc: THATS MY FUCKING WIFE!!!!

go follow this idiot boy

The whole family teamed up to get me a phone. I’m still trying to figure out how to use this thing, so send me questions I guess.

((ask box open! we like to have fun here))

tfw you’re 58 but look 13 so you gotta drink your alcohol while using heelys

(follow @ask-number-5 for more of my shitty umbrella academy content)

the delores/five realtionship was simultaneously the healthiest and unhealthiest relationship in the series, in the essay i will—