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mists of celeste ➻ 42
➻ pairing: ??? x fem reader ➻ genre: space au, pirate au, space pirate!ateez, angst, smut ➻ word count: 7.9k ➻ rating: M ➻ warnings: language, violence, guns and weaponry, blood, future warnings tba chapter warnings: suicide is mentioned but not in detail, talks of death ➻ summary: Sneaking aboard the ship of a renowned space pirate may not have been the best idea, but you’ll have to make do with what fate has handed to you
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✧✧✧ act six ➻ part one
You presume that hell is meant to be a miserable place full of horrible and awful things, but if you’re being honest with yourself, that fate sounds much more enjoyable than the one you find yourself trapped in right now.
The first day spent on Jisung’s ship goes about as smoothly as expected, and by that, you of course mean that you picked a fight with at least three different people — including the ones you recognized from Wooyoung’s time on the very same ship who tortured him and San. And while you were quite literally held back from killing either of them by Jisung, you imagine they understood the extent of your fury given how one nursed a broken arm and the other earned himself a very broken nose that you hope doesn’t heal normally. Given your “uncouth behavior” as Jisung put it, he said you were not allowed to leave his side as long as you planned on harming anyone and everyone in your vicinity.
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Speaking again as a mall cop, from personal experience:
Things I don't mind helping with:
Finding a lost child or parent
Giving directions
Assisting non-english speakers
Escorting you between areas if you feel unsafe
Following up with vehicle break-ins
Assisting with missing valuables
Addressing medical emergencies, including overdoses and panic attacks
Hazards such as ice, wet floors, biological waste, and dirty needles
Things that make me want to lay in a hole:
Reports of Dirty Person sighted
Eyewitness accounts of a wheelchair user standing up
Reports of individuals shopping while homeless
Anyone defending their "god-given right" to be naked, park in the fire lane, walk barefoot through the food court, piss on the ground, or fuck in public on the two-dollar five-minute massage chairs