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mammarum

2 years ago

— Fuck you (affectionate)

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sad and cute episode made me feel so much for bunny the champagne scene!! fuck :( only murders in the building bunny folger uma heller

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vegasskies

1 year ago

Uma tells Charles, "At least you had the consideration to keep the body out of the building this time." Charles replies, "You always know just what to say, Uma." Uma says, "It’s a goddamn gift."

As Ben’s dead body falls, Uma glares at Charles, Oliver, and Mabel, and says “You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me.”

"Bunny and I always used to split it. We came here every week, until you idiots killed her." Charles replies, "We didn't kill Bunny." Uma says, "Pretty jumpy for someone who didn’t kill my best friend."

"I hate theater. I’m just here because I’m so fucking supportive."

Lester asks Uma if she got a new haircut, and she replies, "Keep it in your pants, perv," before stealing something out of his pocket.

"I always used to say there were three types of people. Alive, dead, and dead to me."

"So where are your friends? Murder them, too?"

"Broadway’s first quadruple threat. Can’t sing, dance, direct, or act." Matthew replies, "You’re a lot of fun."

When Uma sees Charles at her door, she says, "What, I have to adopt you now?"

"Bunny was dead to me a lot. Not once did she apologize when we fought." Charles asks, "So, what, you apologized?" Uma says, "Me? Fuck no, what did I do?"

Charles tells Uma, "It was ruining my life. My engagement. My sanity. My relationship with President McKinley.... President McKinley is a fish." Uma glares and says, "The suspense was killing me."

"Do you think someone will die again?" Matthew replies, "Oliver’s career might die." Uma replies, "Ooh, I like the way you think, Matthew Broderick."

"Thanks for breakfast." Charles asks, "Geez, how much did you order?" As she's leaving, Uma says, "I got lunch and dinner."

Believe it or not, I love people. Some people. I just don't always trust them. They have a bad habit of leaving. Things, though. Things I trust. Things are made to last. From place to place. From generation to generation. It's why I take stuff and keep it, so the people can stay with me. If that makes me a klepto, so be it. Because when the people we love are gone and memories fade, what the hell else keeps them alive?

Jackie Hoffman as UMA HELLER Only Murders in the Building ◆ Season 3

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pricelessearthlybeing

6 months ago

Was just rewatching omitb s3. So the whole "Uma is a clepto" plot was introduced solely because they needed to get rid of the hankie from Ben's hand. Otherwise police would've matched it with cast's dnas (they should've swapped for it during investigation, right?) or the color of lipstick, like the trio did, and the killer would've been found during episode 2 (police catches Donna - Cliff confesses)

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