Uncrustables - Tumblr Posts

I forgot how absolutely absurdly delectable Uncrustables are (≧ヘ≦　) like I just had one of those bad boys impaled on a stick, toasted. Delicious. Thought you all should know.

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How do we feel about air fried uncrustables?

Personally it's smelling really good rn and I'm very excited :D

My oil painting of an Espresso Martini and Uncrustable

Ok so I saw this uncrustables add on Pinterest and I have to wonder...

Does that mean if you cut them up do they just clone? Like could you build a peanut butter and jelly crumb army out of tortured sandwiches?

How far does it go?

Who's the original? The crust? The uncrust? Does the original die and those two are the result?

Do they not feel pain?

Do they not feel the missing part of them like a phantom limb.

Do they miss what they once were do they feel horror at what they are? What they've become?

Which one feels that they have been given a merciful end? The uncrust which has been deemed useful condemned a tortured end as they are consumed by their creators but the pain of what they are missing will never truly hit them or the crust which has been discarded and deemed as worthless by their creators but able to live to an old age knowing that a part of them that they can never get back is missing and dead.

When you freeze them and the peanut better hardens into a brick *chefs kiss*