Uncultured Swines - Tumblr Posts

Fym that part is great, i get to rub a soft piece of fabric over my body for almost no reason? AND if im feeling lazy i can just wrap myself in it until I decide “yeah i can get dressed now”

Not to mention the silly part where you dry your hair, you can either squeeze and ruffle tf out of it or you can wrap it up into a faux wig. Drying off is fun and no one can tell me otherwise

We don't talk enough about how the Post-Shower Drying Off segment sucks